McMarkerson
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Here and after, we need to call it as we see it.
In conversation and official documentation, Florida should be referred to as The Swamp Reich.
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Trump-Greene 2024
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...really?
@janallmac @BrianHjelleVirologist I wouldn't count on it. What we've learned is that the self-centered asshole who can't see passed the end of their noses are a much larger population percentage than any of us could have possibly believed.
@YouInMyEye It would be awesome to be born again every day. ...but dying every night would SUCK.
@ceorl The Tomato Rains in Texas are horrible. We all look like Carrie at the Prom.
@T_Zen_Warp Considering the 27 Club, someone check in on Calum.
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How long were these people in traffic to have to be woken up? Why didn't anyone just turn around? I have so many questions! 😂😂
Side note: that 100% sounds like a stoner's laugh to me.
#laughter #ItsTheBestMedicine #LazyCopIsLazy
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/10kxvog/morning_wake_up_call_by_state_trooper
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Nearly 36 Million Americans Who Tested Positive for COVID-19 Report Having Long COVID Symptoms https://www.datareport.info/long-covid/nearly-36-million-americans-who-tested-positive-for-covid-19-report-having-long-/
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I recently saw someone use the word "necronym" as a replacement for deadname.
See what you will about English. But, the fact that it's five other languages dressed up in a trench coat allow you to make cool expressions like this.
@Longbowgun And occasionally it mugs other languages and steals parts of speech and grammar from its victims' pockets.
Dyslexic moment...
"after tornadoes hit Texas"
...what I read...
"after Texas hit tornadoes."
...not a big difference, but it hits different, somehow.
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No new mass shootings for the last 8 hours. This year, that’s an achievement. #guns
Perhaps the real stolen classified documents were the friends we made along the way.
-Stolen from Scott Fitzgerald Gray on Fuhbook.
Donald Trump doesn't pay his bills. Trumpeteers in Congress are wanting to not pay America's bills.
I see a clear decision tree. It's stupid. But they are who we thought they were.
People who advertently or inadvertently shove a mental pineapple up your anal cavity are either mean bastards or uncaring.
Ruins my digestion with the viewing choices that end up on the only screen available.
No, I don't wanna watch part of a movie from 1936 for the twenty or thirty minutes that I spend eating my oatmeal.
Being old doesn't make it a classic.
McMarkerson
Proud netizen of the Coffeedian Republic of CoSo
Joined Nov 2022