TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017
COSO Rat Pack Sunday theme, Frank style
What Is This Thing Called Love?
COSO Rat Pack Sunday theme, Jerry Vale style
Pretend You Don't See Her
HAVEN'T DONE THIS FOR A WHILE
COSO Rat Pack Sunday theme, Frank style
Lady is a Tramp
IT HAPPENS TO ALL OF US, EVEN FICTIONAL CHARACTERS...
Makes 'em real
Bun Man told me this morning he knows he's getting old...
No longer wakes up w/ a stiffy, now it's a whiffy...
ON this date in 1976 - Jerry Lee Lewis was charged with shooting a firearm within the city limits.
He hit his bass player, Norman Owens, twice in the chest while attempting to shoot a soda bottle.
Bun Man and Mr. Purple, both bass players in the legendary double-bass garage band, Super Heads In Time (S.H.I.T.) were asked to join Jerry's band.
While sipping on a soda, they respectfully declined...
Whereupon his Honey walloped him a good one across the side of his face.
Reeling, Bun sought solace w/ Mr. Purple.
P told him "Dude, don't ever mention the W word to a woman, it is bad..."
2/2
DON'T MENTION THE W
ON this date in 1984 - Elizabeth Taylor was voted to be the world's most beautiful woman in a Louis Harris poll.
Taylor was, at the time, in the Betty Ford Clinic overcoming a weight problem.
When Bun Man heard this in 1984, he rushed home to his love at the time and said to her, "See Honey, it's not all about weight!"
1/2
Mr. P turns to Bun and says "But, but, I thought the Donald said that racism has only been a problem in America since Obama?"
Bun Man turned to his little buddy and said "Dude, it's politics, politicians go right for belief systems, way past the truth..."
2/2
ON this date in 1962 - U.S. President John F. Kennedy nationalized the Mississippi National guard in response to city officials defying federal court orders.
The orders had been to enroll James Meredith at the University of Mississippi.
Bun Man is now pressing up against my shoulders and squinting trying to read this.
1/2
DO YOU REMEMBER?
Because the Media in the USA sure doesn't remember this
in 2017, Trump said his tax plan would grow the US economy by 6% a year.
NOT EVEN CLOSE...
New Burglary Strategy: After you steal, simply apologize and say you'll give it back....
Works for the Rich and White
TRUE FRIENDSHIP KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Ken-Dogger: Chuckles, who's your buddy?
Chuckles: People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, he's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end.
KDr: Chuck, you DO realize he's a cat.
Chuckles: People let me tell you bout my best friend, he's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.
KD: Friendship knows no bounds does it buddy?
Chuckles: Just need to be real, just need to be real, dude...
(Homage to Nilsson)
PIECING TOGETHER RESPONSIBLE LIBERATION
Ken-Dogger: Morning…Fifi would you leave Jirrard alone.
Jirrard: I beg your pardon
KD: Well, I just thought she was being a little aggressive.
J: Did I look like I needed help?
Fifi: Oui, did he look like he needed help?
KD: Whoa, you two…So you’re gonna do what you’re gonna do?
J&F: Heck yes…Liberated.
KD: Liberated? There’s more to it than just doing what you want. Guess you’re more human than I thought.
CHECK YOUR EMOTIONS AT THE DOOR
Got really emotional at the petrol station yesterday.
Don't know why, I just started filling up...
WORD YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS
When I was a child, my dad used to feed me alphabet soup claiming that I loved it...
I didn't really - he was just putting words in my mouth...
TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017