A Simple Prayer this morning...

Lord, give me the strength to accept the things I cannot change...

I'm not as intuitive as a woman so, hey, cut me some slack...

Can I get an amen?

Signed, Kenny Boy

WHY YOU GUYS HOLD YOUR THINGS?

Oh....I get it, worried about being inept there too.

The world is adorable as long as there are puppies...

MIC DROP

#minhowlkinmoments

SCROTUS KEEPS HANGIN' BACK

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Wonder where the guys are this morning?
Flotus: Shh, he hasn't seen us
Scotus: Wow, we are prepped for the stealth attack
Potus: Yep, gonna be epic, Scrotus get up here
Scrotus: I want no part of this
Flotus: Okay, I'll distract KD while you two go for the cookies...
Scotus: If we get into a legal matter, I got you covered
Potus: I'll simply deny it
Scrotus: You see why I'm hangin' back...

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Morning Rona, you howling this morning?
Rona: I am Bro, not happy…
KD: What gives Rona? You’re usually quite the spirit in the AM.
R: Bro, it’s my name, this Corona stuff goin’ ‘round, and some peeps just call it the RONA. It ain’t right Bro.
KD: Lot of things ain’t right right now, what would you have me do?
R: Tell ‘em to stop, it’s hurtful.
KD: We’ve got bigger fish to fry right now Rona, how ‘bout we deal with that first.
R: They got to you didn’t they?

Morn,

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Morning Clarice
Clarice: Hey Bro…These deals are going sour
KD: What deals?
C: Well, Foxconn now…Come in like gangbusters and leave like wimps.
KD: Project has been scaled back to 10% of proposal.
C: But the Locals did all this improvement costing millions.
KD: Most pols are still MALE, so it’s always about the launch, never about the sustainment.
C: Which leaves We Peeps to deal with the aftermath.
KD: Same pols keep getting elected, again, herald the launch.

TRENDLINES

Morning,

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Hey Roscoe, some baseball last night huh?
Roscoe: Eh, I was struck by something different.
KD: Okay, I’m waiting…what?
R: Well, they were talking about low batting averages, and then the dude said, we’re 16 games in…To a 162-game season.
KD: Yes, about a 10th in…
R: And peeps are already screaming about teams or players underwhelming.
KD: Peeps always look for trends
R: Peeps need to extend their trendlines…We’re making mountains out of molehills.

After the 2019 Sri Lanka Bombing...

#pups4peace

Ken-Dogger: Hey Sal, you're looking a little freaked this morning.
Sal: Well KD, yesterday was a scary day..
KD: Oh, you mean with all the bombings in Sri Lanka?
S: Yes Dude, just sad how much people seek to destroy...
KD: Well, when you have leaders stoking fears and falsehoods, you're gonna get destruction...
S: And further away from a path forward.
KD: Right you are Sal, right you are...

ON this date in 1970 - The first "Earth Day" was observed by millions of Americans.

Peaceniks Bun Man and Mr. Purple helped me pass out biodegradable leaflets at Shippensburg State College to raise consciousness about taking care of our planet.

Sadly, we continue to abuse the Earth to this day; we may not live to see it, but our children will inherit it.

ON this date in 1914 - Babe Ruth made his pitching debut with the Baltimore Orioles.

The Orioles were actually a minor league team then, but cub reporters Bun Man and Mr. Purple covered the team.

Bun wrote "The Babe can pitch, and some say he can hit..."

Subsequently traded to Boston, the Babe ended up in NY as a Yank and turned a few heads as he became 'The Sultan of Swat'...

Bun Man eventually had to eat his words on the hitting...

Max (as Bun called him) would be recognized as Holy Roman Emperor while he agreed to influence voting for the Electorate of Palatinate and the Electorate of Cologne.

Bun Man said, "And thus it began..."

Mr. Purple replied "Oh, you mean the peddling and the influencing?

Dude, that has been going on since the beginning of time..."

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ON this date in 1745 - The Peace of Fussen was signed, restoring the status quo of Germany.

Bun Man and Mr. Purple, who were aides-de-camp for Emperor Charles VII, counseled Charles' son Maximillian to accept peace quickly after his father's demise on Jan.20th of that year.

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Morning Peeps,

Got a 0720 teetime this morning so not much from me today...

Celebrate EARTH DAY today...

Hey @Mandypar

Jim Hightower on two topics

Texas state government going against businesses not toting the party line, and...

Razzle dazzle techno solutions to climate change are more hocus pocus...

https://www.arcamax.com/politics/fromtheleft/jimhightower/s-3209224

Ukrainian hues this morning

ON this date in 2003 - It was reported that Evel Knievel had signed over exclusive rights to allow the production of "Evel Knievel: The Rock Opera."

Bun Man and Mr. Purple, Broadway Writers of such notable musicals, "Ain't the Beer Cold" and "Beat Me Daddy 8 to the Bar", were commissioned for the Opera, but 9 years later they are still stuck w/ only one song "Evel is a Rock, Getoveryoself"

Someday, maybe someday, we'll hear it!

Mr. P was Bun's gunner, but P was sick that day, so Snoopy was picked up out of the fantasy draft and he became Bun's gunner for that day.

The real feat was that the Sopwith Camel was a single seat plane so Snoopy had one hand on a tether to the plane and the other firing the machine gun...

Now that was noteworthy!

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ON this date in 1918 - German fighter ace Manfred von Richthofen, "The Red Baron," was shot down and killed during World War I.

While legend has it that Snoopy was the pilot who shot down The Red Baron, it was actually Bun Man who was flying his Sopwith Camel biplane which had been introduced in 1917.

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When nothing was found inside, Bun Man turned to Mr. Purple and said "Dude, it's Geraldo, the guy builds up his bathroom trips into cinematic extravaganzas, what did you expect?"

Mr. Purple replied "Just give me some truth, all I want is some truth..."

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HOMAGE TO SELLOUTS

ON this date in 1986 - Geraldo Rivera opened a vault that belonged to Al Capone at the Lexington Hotel in Chicago.

Nothing of interest was found inside.

That night, Bun Man and Mr. Purple sat in front of the TV and waited w/ anxious anticipation to see the largesse that Geraldo built up for everyone.

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