HOMAGE TO SELLOUTS
ON this date in 1986 - Geraldo Rivera opened a vault that belonged to Al Capone at the Lexington Hotel in Chicago.
Nothing of interest was found inside.
That night, Bun Man and Mr. Purple sat in front of the TV and waited w/ anxious anticipation to see the largesse that Geraldo built up for everyone.
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When nothing was found inside, Bun Man turned to Mr. Purple and said "Dude, it's Geraldo, the guy builds up his bathroom trips into cinematic extravaganzas, what did you expect?"
Mr. Purple replied "Just give me some truth, all I want is some truth..."
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