TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017
Geography trivia
With which country does France share its longest border?
READY FOR A TRICKY ONE?
When the Suckees get the Sucker...
The lawyers who worked to void Elon Musk’s $56 billion compensation package in Delaware want their $6 billion in legal fees to be paid in Tesla stock.
That’s nearly $300,000 per hour.
S: Morning Brew
ON this date in 1930 - Emma Fahning became the first woman bowler to bowl a perfect game in competition run by the Women’s International Bowling Congress in Buffalo, NY.
Emma beat Bun Man's girlfriend, pretty Judy Spadochi, and Bun was pissed.
Bun worked w/ Mr. Purple to steal Emma's bowling ball bag and you know, if you're a bowler, that is like stealing the Sunday school offering.
ON this date in 1999 - Monica Lewinsky's book about her affair with U.S. President Clinton went on sale in the U.S.
The book entitled 'Many Ways to Spell Blue" also had an additional subtitle, little known to Americans. The subtitle was "Shoulda ducked rather than sucked".
Interestingly, Bun Man's daughter came home that day and said she wanted to be a Presidential Intern.
Bun Man immediately snatched her up and took her in the house; she would not see the light of day for 2 more years.
GETTING TO THE MADNESS...
Ken-Dogger: Morning Max, what are you up to with the crew?
Max: Dude, play practicing…
KD: The Crucible?
M: Really? We’re practicing basketball plays, it’s March you know…
KD: Oh, that’s right, it’s tournament time…And you’re putting in new plays?
M: Yep, these one-and-dones, short memories. It takes time to build a team…
KD: Adds to the Madness doesn’t it?
M: Well then, let’s get to it…
Just so you know,
I COULD BE FRIENDS WITH SOME DC REPUBLICANS
DOGS KNOW
Morning Loving Friends,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Bowser
Bowser: Hey Bro, Neighborhood Dog Watch sent me over.
KD: Word’s out?
B: Yep, news travels fast in Dogland, especially when we lose a matron.
KD: Yep, Dixiee was making this corner her own.
B: And she was cool with all of us, that’s rare.
KD: We’re getting on…Takes time.
B: Bro, we got the love covered, just pet us when you need some more.
KD: Tell the guys thanks from Mikster and me, and Dixiee
thanks you too.
Morning peeps,
Historybook: Antonio Vivaldi, violinist and composer, born (1678); Jeannette Rankin becomes first female member of US House of Representatives (1917); Frances Perkins becomes secretary of labor, first female member of US Cabinet (1933); RIP actor and comedian John Candy (1994); RIP actor Luke Perry (2019).
"You take people as far as they will go, not as far as you would like them to go."
- Jeannette Rankin
COSO Morning Traffic theme, Steve Winwood style
Don't You Know What The Night Can Do?
COSO Morning Traffic theme, Steve Winwood style
Can't Find My Way Home
Just like your friends who crack a joke to hide that they’ve had a bad day, poorly rested people curse and make themselves the butt of jokes to overcompensate for how they feel.—ML
2/2
S: Morning Brew
The Shite is purposeful...
A bad night’s sleep could explain your potty mouth. Waking up on the wrong side of the bed actually does make you curse more, according to new research linking sleep quality to profanity.
In a survey of 309 undergraduates, students who didn’t sleep well cursed more frequently and used significantly more self-defeating humor than their well-rested classmates.
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COSO Morning Traffic theme, Dave Mason style
shouldn't have took more than you gave
This bears repeating...
Just think how wonderful the USA would be if only your momma had danced, and your daddy had rock and rolled.
POWER IS AFOOT
Ken-Dogger: Hey Max, morning
Max: Hey Dogger, you workin’ again?
KD: I am Max…another day, another sniff of a freshly mowed green.
M: Would you stop, there’s significant shite afoot.
KD: There’s power afoot, nothing more, nothing less.
M: When will this avoidance behavior stop? There’s stuff to do.
KD: When we get about doing stuff, not destroying it.
M: You don’t believe we’re on the eve of destruction?
KD: No, just more avoidance…
COSO Morning Traffic theme, Traffic style
Rock and Roll Stew Parts 1 & 2
Dixiee has been gone 3 years now
Morning Loving Friends,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Petie
Petie: How you doing? I know yesterday was rough letting Dixiee go.
KD: You don’t know, you think you’re ready, but you’re not.
P: That dog loved you LOTS.
KD: She did, stole my heart.
P: You two were inseparable, what you gonna do now?
KD: I’m going to remember, going to laugh, and I’m gonna find stuff to appreciate.
P: Honor and Remember…
KD: She has a hallowed place…
TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017