Thinking a getting into the Signage business in the USA...

Just focus on COUNTY ROAD SIGNS

Only 2 selections will be offered...

BACKWARD COUNTY (RED sign)

FORWARD COUNTY (BLUE sign)

@TheNewsOwl

And No One that I know has ever really come up with a justification for why ELIHU is no longer a popular boys name.

Dwight D. - The Last Noble Republican

Historybook: President Dwight D. Eisenhower born (1890); Chuck Yeager becomes first person to fly faster than speed of sound (1947); Cuban Missile Crisis begins (1962); Martin Luther King Jr. wins Nobel Peace Prize (1964); American photographer Dody Weston Thompson dies (2012).

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."

- Dwight D. Eisenhower

@MHS_Jenkins

Bingo,

Tell me Johnny Pardo, what do we have for the winner?

JP: He will achieve total consciousness on his deathbed.

See, there is a benefit to answering these quizzes.

Space X grabbed a booster out of space yesterday...

Now, all they need to do is get the billionaire 'dicks' out of space and the Grabber device will prove its value.

@DarksideStraxus

Ratings for what?

When there is only one Nationalized newspaper allowed, ratings won't mean much...

@ReneeVoiceBrand

Close, but no SEE GAR

Candy corn, of course. Time to stock up if you haven’t already.

HEY THINKERS, WHAT YOU GOT?

Nutritional facts

We’ll give you the ingredient list for a popular food product, and you have to name it.

Ingredient list: Sugar, Corn Syrup, Confectioner's Glaze (Shellac), Salt, Dextrose, Gelatin, Sesame Oil, Artificial Flavor, Honey, Yellow 6, Yellow 5, Red 3.

@catlynne333

He was still picking his nose in public in 3rd grade.

As is the case with the other 10 federal holidays on the calendar, most banks will be closed, the USPS won’t deliver mail, and another generation of Americans will be introduced to The Price Is Right.

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S: Morning Brew

Morning Brew's Opening today...

Good morning. Today is Columbus Day and Indigenous Peoples Day, which President Biden commemorated as a national holiday for the first time in 2021 and has become widely adopted around the US.

Depending on where you live, your state or city might honor one of the two holidays, both, or something else entirely (more than half of US states don’t recognize either day as an official state holiday).

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@DrJackBrown

Which perjured statement are you referring to above?

ON this date in 1568 - Bun Man's main squeeze at the time, Mary, Queen of Scots, went on trial in England.

She was accused of conspiring against Queen Elizabeth I.

Mary was beheaded the following February.

Mr. Purple had warned him about his affectations w/ Mary.

This would start centuries where women would have serious issues working for other women.

But then Mr. Purple started filling Bun in on the 'real work' and Bun soon found that it was not as high a calling as he originally thought.

Bun did spend 2 days at LAX w/ the Hare Krishnas giving out M&Ms for peace, so he did have that going for him...

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PEACE CORPS V2

ON this date in 1960 - U.S. presidential candidate John F. Kennedy first suggested the idea of a Peace Corps.

When Bun Man first heard this, he was ready to volunteer immediately.

Seems Bun remembered all those National Geographic mags w/ those naked pics of African women and he thought there might be some additional bennies to this foray.

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Somewhat DARK

ON this date in 1960 - U.S. presidential candidate John F. Kennedy first suggested the idea of a Peace Corps.

I looked around and there was Bun Man snickering in the corner.

Thinking I shouldn't, but what the hell, I did, I asked him why the snicker as Mr. Purple and I were dying to know.

Bun, catching his breath through the snickering, said "If this were today, the Donald would be suggesting a Piece Corps..."

Mr. P said, "Yea, staffed by his former abused women..."

Dems have to do better about

STOPPING THE STEAL

before an election.

@Bix

"He gives his gullibles not governance by tantrum, but tantrum as governance."

George F. Will

@Bix

Oh, it's a negotiation...

Seems to go hand in hand with GOP Logic...

The Logic Wheel keeps spinning and the GOP keeps pushing it up that Sisyphean Mountain.