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I hate 403

I hate 403

I hate 403

I hate 403

Sometimes it's a quotation mark, sometimes a dash, sometimes a contraction...

Did I mention I hate 403

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Sickness is nature's way of putting you on a diet...

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Okay, by a show of hands, how many of you who copy and paste text into a toot, go to the open space and then click on it and then close your eyes to see whether you made it under the count.

Okay, you can put your hands down now...

Gipe(3)

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In reference to this thread (Gipe and Gipe(2)), I am reminded of the artistry that @th3j35t3r created for us...

Gipe(2) represents the original text from the NYT article, Gipe is the IMO more dramatic representation of the same words

As I do think @th3j35t3r would say too...

FORM MATTERS

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It's a slow morning, I'm just going to sit here and watch my home column regenerate itself every 10 seconds...

...9 and 10, there is goes again

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Again, a testament to J's magnanimous nature

I truly don't know if many of you are male or female and it truly doesn't matter...

In effect, I hear your mind and could care less your gender

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I gotta tell ya...

When I see @Madken65 in a toot or in response to one of my toots, I keep saying to myself...

Who the fuck are these peeps that they can't use my first name?

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I love boosts...

I love bustiers more

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When I toot on articles, I do seriously try to document the source of what I toot.

There are times when that is impossible either due to word count or due to the dreaded 403 error.

I will keep trying to help you determine which are my thoughts as opposed to others, hopefully, you fully understand that now.

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You get to a point on COSO where kinships develop, where you can hear the 'tone' in their speech, where you can feel the 'angst' in their lives, and where you can 'touch' their souls...This is a special place

People let me tell you 'bout my best friend,
He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end.
People let me tell you bout my best friend,
He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.

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I love the ambiguity of our names here, I can't tell if you're male or female sometimes, and interestingly, I find it doesn't matter...

@altamaha just called @Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine a doll, here all this time, I thought Klaatu was a dude

On COSO, dudes and dudettes are interchangeable...

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Thinking cold

Thinking cold effects on nips

Pics gladly accepted...

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I gotta tell ya, it's NICE to be in a place where engagement makes my smile return...

And where I feel a belly laugh consistently

COSO...the Land Beyond Beyond

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I absolutely know you cannot keep up with all the news posts I provide because I sure as hell can't keep up with all you provide.

COSO is does a mind good...

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I was having a lot of trouble sleeping and was worrying more and more about it, so we changed our mattress and went back to a sleep number...

Now, I freakin' worry about my Sleep Number Number

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I DO get a BOOST from your BOOSTS...

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That moment when you respond to a toot and then realize it was a toot 2 toots over that you were really responding to...

No worries, this is COS and COSO forgives

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I may not crack YOU up, but I crack up the shit out of myself...

Excuse me, bathroom break...crack working

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When you reach the point in your daily toot volleys where you go,

"Okay, peeps are favoriting my toots, but I'm not getting enough boosts, what gives? Have to work on my boost-generation strategies..."

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That freakin empty feeling you get after you've spent the time to read and article, let its treatise unfold for you, and then you get to the end, you find it terribly lacking in conclusions...

So when you get to the end, you DON"T want to start all over again...