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THE LINEUP PROVED DEFINITIVE



Officer: "Ma'am, is this your crew?
Ma'am: "Why yes they are sir, why do you ask?"
Officer: "Ma'am, it seems there was a ruckus down at Kelly's Tap Room, and your pups were seen there..."
Ma'am: "See for yourself..."
Officer: "How 'bout I talk with the 2nd from the right..."

KEEP ON RUNNING

Ken-Dogger: Whoa Benji, where’s the fire?
Benji: There’s no fire, I’m running and exercising.
KD: Keeps you in shape and makes you strong.
B: It gives me balance.
KD: Balance from exercising?
B: Dude, we’re part mental, part physical, we need to balance the two.
KD: Yes, we do…maybe that’s our trouble now, too much mental.
B: Dude, that’s why I run…

FOR EVERY ACTION, THERE IS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION

Owner: "Come on buddy, you got this, you're sitting, this is sitting, good boy..."

Hogarth: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep it up...This training thingy goes both ways ya know, you REALLY wanna do this?"

Hey Balancers,

Ken-Dogger: Don’t give me that look Clarice
Clarice: My, my, my, how’s your boo-boo?
KD: It’s comin’ along…talk about leaving it on the road
C: Stop, almost spit my coffee Bro…What do you think it was?
KD: I was pushing myself and I went too far and I took a spill. Mikster has me in training timeout for my own good.
C: Balance in all things, you know that.
KD: I do, and sometimes the journey gives us reminders.
C: The journey gives us signs, up to us to read ‘em.

LET THE MUSIC PLAY ON

Morning Peeps,

Ken-Dogger: Morning Yeller, you playing already?
Yeller: That’s a fact Jack…I’m enjoying life
KD: Wow, what a concept, enjoyment…
Y: I’ve found I can abide by it.
KD: You can can you? It sure beats the alternative.
Y: IKR, what’s up with all this Anger Bro?
KD: Some peeps revel in it, and then they burst.
Y: Love and enjoyment never seem to burst, do they?
KD: Not in a bad way Buddy, not ever in a bad way.

Your Father's Son

Ma: "Young man, you've got some explaining to do..."
Roscoe: "Ma, I was a helpless pawn..."
Ma: "Roscoe, it was a first date, how could you?"
Roscoe: "Ma, guess you might say I'm a member of the Shallow Resistance..."
Ma: "You are your father's son..."

IN LIFE, IT'S THE SMALL WONDERS...

"Ma, this is incredible..."
"What's that Junior..."
"I've run all the way across this yard and I haven't stepped on my ears once..."
"Small wonders Junior, small wonders..."

OPEN SPACES

Ken-Dogger: Uh Oh Beast, this doesn’t look good.
Beast: What? I’m looking stuff up.
KD: Like what exactly?
B: Use of adverbs in English, it’s overworked now.
KD: Well, they do provide emphasis to our words.
B: Yes, but they’ve also started diminishing arguments. We aren’t disturbed, we’re deeply disturbed. You just want to say ‘how deep was it?’
K: We’re in a world now where words are more salad than substance.
B: Yep, words just fill the open spaces now.

Ken-Dogger: Hey Scratch
Scratch: Remember Plastics my boy…
KD: Come again…
S: I was just remembering The Graduate. You know, encouraging Ben to go into plastics.
KD: Yes, that was the new hope, wasn’t it? We didn’t handle the waste issue well.
S: I was just thinking of that relative to our water, you know, like keeping a supply.
KD: It’s up to innovation at this point, we blew past nature’s fixes.
S: Let’s get to innovating…
KD: We will, once we release the shackles of the past.

LET'S STAY TOGETHER, COME ON, COME ON, LET'S STAY TOGETHER, NOW, NOW PEOPLE

"You guys cut it out, you're always lovey-dovey, damn, you're brother and sister..."

"We know, this is what we are...family..."

"Until someone breaks us apart..."

BALANCING...

Morning Balancers,

Ken-Dogger: Hey Snoop
Snoop: Got a question…Balance, it covers a lot right?
KD: Not sure I get what you’re asking?
S: Well, climate is heat in versus heat out and now peeps are saying we have an Earth energy imbalance.
KD: Yes, that’s true….
S: So we need to get back in balance, just like in eating, just like in activity, just like in emotional energy.
KD: Pretty much…
S: Okay, I’m getting in tune with this balance thing then.
KD: Hope more do…

Perverts who want to abuse children don't flamboyantly draw attention to themselves. They hide in positions of authority and trust. I'm sill waiting to hear the outrage from those constantly who attack the LGBTQ community. I won't hold my breath.”-NA

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GET YOURSELF A CUDDLING BUCK

Ken-Dogger: Morning Buck, oh, sorry, didn’t realize you were still sleeping.
Buck: zzz
KD: So nice to cuddle in bed huh? Not sure why I’m asking you a question while you’re sleeping. So glad you’re comfortable in your surroundings. Maybe, if we keep working for more justice and more equality in America, more peeps will get comfortable.
Buck: zzz
KD: We can do this; we just build a little more comfort each step of the way. Keep on cuddling Buck.

So, I'm out on the golf course, and I'm caddying for the LLama, he hits a booming drive and then he turns to me and says...

CENSORSHIP...EVEN IN THE ANIMAL WORLD

"Ken-dogger, did I hear you say STATE FAIR?"

"Dude, it's not for another month, and to tell you the truth, I think their dog acts are booked..."

"Ken, dude, CENSORSHIP, all my life, CENSORSHIP..."

"Dude, tell it..."

MANDE LANGUAGE

Ken-Dogger: Morning Mandingo, what up?
Mandingo: It’s Juneteenth Bro, a day of joy…a celebration of freedom
KD: Yes, it is, took two years to spread the word.
M: But wait, why am I called Mandingo?
KD: Well, since you have black and white on you, I thought I’d honor the Mande language.
M: Wow, how’d you know that?
KD: Looked it up, amazing what you find when you open your mind.

Ken-Dogger: Happy Juneteenth
Snoop: Is that how you say it? It’s a Happy Day.
KD: It is…it’s when Freedom become real for many formerly enslaved.
S: It’s important we commemorate days like these.
KD: Yes, it is, and also important we remember the struggle of many to make it happen.
S: Took a Civil War didn’t it?
KD: Actually, the War was an event, it was the movement which made it happen.
S: We need more movements…
KD: Let’s celebrate what has been achieved and build for more.

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