TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017
How to handle a woman, there's a way said the wise old man...
And he ain't sharing that knowledge even with the Google.
Focusing on a DIAGNOSIS
Ken-Dogger: Brutus, you're looking a little sad today.
Brutus: I am, but I'm not sure whether I should be happy or sad.
KD: Why's that fella?
B: Well, I've been diagnosed with Seasonal Affective Disorder(SAD) so normally I'm sad in winter
KD: Okay, get that, so why the imbalance?
B: Dude, you've seen this weather, cold one day, hot the next, I'm not thinking it's SAD, I'm thinking I'm cyclothymic...
KD: Brutus, it's still seasonal...
THREADS BIND...WE NEED MORE WEAVERS
Morning Weavers,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Rascal, it’s the big day…
Rascal: Bro, everyday’s a big day when I’m in it.
KD: Full of yourself this morning; no, I mean the Super Bowl.
R: Wow, weren’t we just here?
KD: Seems like it, but they played a season.
R: That’s no small feat given the year we’ve had.
KD: That’s true, there are many threads woven in a country…
this is just one of ‘em.
R: We need more weavers Bro, more weavers…
IT'S STARTED...
I just knew it would come to this regarding healthcare...
They're getting rid of ED!!
How soon before they come after KEN?
Wait, am I reading this correctly?
THE SIX STAGES OF MANUFACTURED BORDER CRISES
Fifth Stage: Acceptance. Sixth Stage: Blame
Cartoon by Eric Allie for Counterpoint
SumFall and FallWin...
Ken-Dogger: Hey Noodles, what ya doing?
Noodles: It's Spring, it was 70 degrees yesterday...
KD: Hold your horses there buddy, we still got some winter left
N: Not tracking, this is spring weather
KD: Well, we call this climate alteration, some peeps can't get to climate change
N: So, do we call the seasons WinSpring, SpringSum, SumFall, FallWin
KD: It may come to that...
I SAID HEY, WHAT AM I PREPPIN' FOR?
Ken-Dogger: Winkin, what are you doing?
Winkin: I'm pattin' Blinkin's head for a job well-done
KD: That's nice dude, you think that is your job?
W: Well I've been watching this human work thing, those that pat heads get the most money.
Blinkin: Yeah, what's up with that?
KD: As peeps move up the chain, they do less 'real work' and more glad-handing
W: They're getting ready to run for Congress?
KD: Something like that...
SECURITY - IT'S IN THE COMPACT OF CARE
Ken-Dogger: Morning Fluffer, you’re looking secure this morning…
Fluffer: I AM Bro…nice and snug and secure
KD: Wow, a comforting thought…
F: I haven’t been on Earth for a long time, but this security thing seems important…
KD: It is, people want to know they can be secure in their surroundings, free of excess fear…
F: Well, I give you love, you give me security, I’ll take that compact.
KD: It’s yours for the taking…It’s what caring folks do
WHEN WE USED TO, EVEN IN OUR SLEEP, TALK IN COMPLETE SENTENCES.
I just gotta tell ya, I love the stark beauty of this single balloon gliding in front of the Pine Valley Mountain Range.
This from Last year, but this Balloon Fest will continue today in SW Utah...
While I don't volunteer at Sand Hollow anymore, I think this might be going on this weekend...
Pics to follow, if so...
WE WILL BE REMEMBERED BY WHAT WE LEAVE FOR THE NEXT GENERATION AND THE NEXT AND THE NEXT...
SAD, IT'S NOT THE GAME
Ken-Dogger: Hey Ralph, you ready for the Super Bowl?
Ralph: I am, got my outfit on.
KD: I see you're a Pats fan, the balls deflated
Ralph: Dude, will we ever hear the end of that?
KD: Don't think so, but what are you betting?
Ralph: I got money on over/under and # of timeouts called in the first quarter.
KD: They've got some weird bets this year. I'm keeping my money on Giselle goin' off, that's a no-brainer
Ralph: Give me $50 on that one too...
THE CHIEFS ARE STILL RIDING THIS TRAIN...THIS FROM 2020
Ken-Dogger: Morning Chief, some game huh?
Chief: It was Bro, tied at the half in the middle of a 17-point swing followed by a 21-point swing.
KD: I’m impressed you followed all of that, Mahomes sure is special isn’t he?
C: He is, and seems like a quality guy, but my heart was all in for Andy
KD: The Big Red Bear?
C: That would be Mr. HOF Andy Reid, last night clinched it…
KD: Yep, icing on the cake bro, icing on the cake.
BEING BUDS
Ken-Dogger: Hey Dix, we slept in this morning
Dixiee: I don’t know sleeping in, I only know sleep, and right now I need more.
KD: You always need more, we got our buds here…DJ and Jeter
D: Umm, what about Angela?
KD: Oh, that’s right Angela too, good to have friends around…
D: This is why I like hanging with you Bro…We’re buds too
KD: Yes, what the world needs now is more Buds…
TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017