TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017
There are times when product specificity just screams at ya...
PREDICTIVE PUPS????
Ken-Dogger: Cochise, what is that?
Cochise: Dude, you're the adult, but I'm thinking it's my shadow...
KD: Get back inside...quickly, did anyone see you?
C: Why all this stealth?
KD: Cochise, it's Groundhog Day, shadow seeing means more winter, and frankly, I've had enough
C: Dude, you know that's a myth...
KD: Myth or Myther, I don't care what their sex is, I don't want more winter
C: I'm hip...
LICKING4WP
Ken-Dogger: Hey Fluffie, you just hangin’ this morning?
Fluffie: Yes and listening to the quiet.
KD: It is creepily quiet anymore isn’t it?
F: I don’t often hear random conversations anymore, not that I did a lot before, but you did.
KD: IKR, peeps don’t seem to share thoughts now.
F: Well, it doesn’t seem safe, world needs to tone down.
KD: What are we going to do about it?
F: I’m gonna continue licking, it’s my effort for World Peace.
KD: Lick On, Fluffie, lick on.
In successful marriages, it's in the way stuff is phrased for you...
It's the USA, if it hasn't killed you yet, it's good to eat. If it does, we'll know for the next donor.
SIX YEARS AGO...
In the USA, we were calling for Women to unite and to WEAR RED...
REASON AND LOGIC...IT'S A LONG GAME
Morning Reasonable Friends,
Ken-Dogger: Morning Guys
Gus: Shhhh, Gert’s concentrating…
KD: Oh snap, sorry, didn’t realize Chess was already happening
Gert: Your move Gus
KD: So why Chess now?
Gus: Dude, we’re watching and waiting for you Humans to get their shit together.
Gert: Yep, we thought we might model reason and logic…
KD: Geez, think it will stick?
Gus: It’s gonna be a long game.
From Pedro Molina
“The ‘Southern Border Crisis’ has long been a favorite fetish of the far-right, who always point the finger at the other side for not doing enough about it. Now that Democrats say they are willing to have a bipartisan agreement on the matter, MAGA representatives are blocking it. Why block something they want? Because they have never wanted to solve the problem. Doing so would leave them without one of their favorite fronts of attack and distraction.” -PM
Morning Peeps,
It's really not at all about the Southern border' it's really about controlling where the line in the sand is drawn.
If it's the GOP, run fast...
ABOUT THOSE SHEETS
Ken-Dogger: Hey Buddy, you gettin' up this morning?
Buddy: Naw….Naw….Naw
KD: C'mon, it's the morning, rather brisk morning...14 degrees out
B: I'm thinking that's about 30 degrees too cold...I'm stayin' here
KD: What about going potty?
B: Not yet...You don't have a doggie bedpan or somethin'?
KD: That would be a No...
B: Such a shame, such a shame about these sheets...
KD: BUDDY NOOOOOOOO...
Morning Peeps,
As a reminder, the natural kingdom ain't civil, are we asking too, too much of Humans?
I think I might write to the Smithsonian and request they establish a new US exhibit, and just call it IRONY.
WASTING LIFE ON ANGER
Ken-Dogger: Morning Lilly, you’re looking mean this morning.
Lilly: I’m practicing my angry face.
KD: Angry face?
L: heck yeah, everyone’s angry these days, thought I’d try it too.
KD: Well…what are you finding out?
L: This Anger bro, it takes a lot of work…Is there a point?
KD: Sometimes, often not…
L: Well then, enough with this anger, I got sleepin’ to perfect…
KD: Right on Lilly, right on…
JUSTICE FOR ALL...NOT JUST WHITE JUSTICE
Ken-Dogger: Morning Barrister, what is with the outfit?
Barrister: Prepping for the Impeachment.
KD: Going over the evidence and building your argument?
B: Yep, but Lady G doesn’t want full testimony of the seditionists.
KD: A trial without evidence or testimony?
B: Yes, it’s a new effort by some in America, limited justice is the right justice.
KD: No, limited justice is WHITE JUSTICE…
B: Yes, and we’re working for Justice for All.
Ken-Dogger: Hey Irish, tell me something…
Irish: Okay, Dogger, shoot…
KD: Dogs are good with their senses, they seem to always follow ‘em, why is that?
I: We sense with our total beings, we’re integrated. Why do you ask?
KD: Another senseless act last night, 9 dead in Vegas.
I: You gotta embrace integration Bro…It makes sense when it’s all put together.
KD: And hopefully, in the putting together, peeps don’t suffer.
I: There’s always suffering, it doesn’t need to be senseless.
Morning Peeps,
I see @Mandypar is off getting some O work...
If you're in the USA and you travel, please ensure you visit one of the MIGHTY FIVE in Utah.
SOME OF US ARE SOUL HAPPY
Ken-Dogger: C’mon Fritz, it’s your breakfast.
Fritz: Dude, you don’t have to tell me twice.
KD: I love how much you come running when it’s meal time.
F: With your dog by your side, and your arms stretched out open wide, I wanna keep you satisfied in the morning sun.
KD: You keep me satisfied, you feed my soul…
F: And you feed me, you make me soul happy…
KD: That’s right Fritz, I’m soul happy too…
SOME ORDERS ARE TALL
Morning Non-Nosey Peeps,
Ken-Dogger: Cleo, what ARE you doing?
Cleo: Building relationships…
KD: Wha??
C: Dogger, I’m getting to know you via smell.
KD: Oh, helps you determine where you’re safe huh?
C: Yep, but it’s in the scent…We can smell acceptance.
KD: Maybe you could teach humans a different way to use their nose instead of sticking it where it shouldn’t be.
C: Damn Bro, tall orders this morning…Tall Orders.
TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017