DAY TWELF

This is a BREAKING NEWS ALERT for all of #COSO

#COSOElf

Late last night our agents apprehended the Rogue Elf aka MICRO TERROR. Due to a lapse in security the elf was able to escape custody using only a candy cane and a Holly Berry.

The sneaky little bastard has once again gone back into hiding and the co-conspirator was never found

I would like to thank all #COSONauts for their vigilance.

On behalf of the N.E.D. have a Merry Christmas

-Agent K Kringle
<signing off>

RECENT ACTIVITY

#COSOElf

The Nuisance Elf Department received the following image from a nightclub in downtown #COSO

Patrons became suspicious of the ingredients for a popular frozen margarita after small white hat was found in one of the glasses.

The bar owner Gargamel is a known associate of the Rogue Elf, however, it appears Micro Terror got to him before N.E.D. agents could question him.

-Agent K Kringle

DAY ELEVEN

#COSOElf
Local authorities detained who they thought was the Rogue Elf last night.

They pulled the suspect over after witnessing the pink roadster swerving from left to right in an erratic manner while the female passenger threw bags of an unknown substance out of the car.

Upon questioning the individual they quickly realized that it was just Ken trying to impress his date by wearing the outfit.
The substance in the bags turned out to be just pixie dust.

-Agent K Kringle

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

The N.E.D. has learned that some in #COSO can not access the story on the Elf Body that was found in Jefferson Parish.

The Big Guy has requested we send a screen shot for those in the EU

Keep Vigilant

-Agent K Kringle

cc @stueytheround

RECENT ELF ACTIVITY

The following image wa sent into the N.E.D. by a Mrs Erma Gerd last night. The 86 year old had been watching re-runs of the Red Bull Air Races. It appears that the "gives you wings" ad hook was taken quite literally. She had an infestation of Elves the previous year, and figured the energy drink would be a wise replacement for the cookies she normally leaves out. The chaos that ensued was also caught on camera.

N.E.D. PSA.

NEVER GIVE AN ELF RED BULL

-Agent K KRingle

DAY TEN

The Nuisance Elf Department again cautions against conspiratorial connections regarding the Rogue Elf aka MICRO TERROR.

A fringe group of so called ELF Journalists on another platform are contentiously tagging the N.E.D. and posting the following image.
There is no connection between the two.

-Agent K Kringle

Regarding the information below..

In 1996 The Rogue Elf doxed Agent Snowflake. The following information was released on him in a note tied to a candy cane:

I got a Snowflake. BWAHAHAHAHAHA
SANTA SUCKS

Agents attempted to rescue our bird, but to no avail.

This is the last known image of the N.E.D. Agent.

#COSOElf of '96

DAY NINE

This is an N.E.D. RED Alert

The Rogue Elf aka MICRO TERROR has released the following image to the media.

A separate message has also been sent postmarked North Pole. A portion of the message reads as follows:

"Your undercover agent has been doxed..."

We are in the process of a validating the message and authenticating the image.

-Agent K Kringle

#COSOElf

Special message from the Nuisance Elf Department:

I, Agent K Kringle being of sound mind and body, formally nominate
@Bemet_Or for #COSOSecretSanta

He is of sound character, has uber sneaky skills, and who doesn't love a Jawa, seriously?

Well, I guess if your the Rogue Elf you may not....

-Agent K Kringle

(Image from last year when @Bemet_Or aiding in interrogation)

DAY EIGHT

BREAKING NEWS:

#COSOELF

A fire has broken out in the suburbs of #COSO.

According to our media partners crews are at the scene.

The Nuisance Elf Department has bee apprised of the situation.

The Rogue Elf was seen fleeing the area with a blow torch..

wait....

We are getting new information from the Fire Chief...

wait....

oh, ok.

Disregard this breaking news alert.

We were told there was a spider.

Moving on...

#COSOElf

RECENT ACTIVITY ALERT

The N.E.D. has posted a video of one of the suspected co-conspirators.

He is expected to plead the 5th according to his Attorney.

More on this in a follow-up report later on this evening.

-Agent K Kringle

DAY SEVEN

Special message from the Nuisance Elf Department.

#COSOElf

It has come to our attention that there are still misleading and conspiratorial photos being circulated among the more fringe ANTI-Santa groups.

We would like to remind those individuals that just because cats are usually involved in toilet paper incidents, this does not mean they are in cahoots with The Rogue Elf aka MICRO TERROR.

Stay vigilant

-Agent K Kringle

@Kronykal

Dude? really? Again? Twitter sucks

#COSOElf

RECENT ELF ACTIVITY

The following image was captured on hidden camera.

By the time the N.E.D. arrived at the residence, the only evidence left was the beer bong and a very hung over Spider-man.

Agents reached out to Tony Stark for comment, however his only statement was

"You thing you've got problems?
We have a hulk."

(archived video attached)

Keep vigilance COSO!

-Agent K Kringle
Nuisance Elf Department

DAY SIX

#COSOElf

The Nuisance Elf Department intercepted a letter at the North Pole postal hub. It was flagged due to an unknown odor.

The letter was later deemed safe after realizing the odor was just cinnamon and nutmeg.

Upon further investigation, the N.E.D. was able to locate the origination of the letter.

It in fact came from Mrs. Claus. It appears she is sick of the Rogue Elf as well, and found a unique way to get her husband's attention regarding this menace.

Agent K Kringle

#COSOElf

P.S.A. from the N.E.D.

Remember kids, all it takes is a little nudge in the wrong direction for that cute snugly character to become a Cruel Yule Maniac.

Thank You for your vigilance

-Agent K Kringle

#COSOElf

RECENT ELF ACTIVITY

The following MEME was sent to the N.E.D.

-Agent K. Kringle

DAY FIVE
BREAKING NEWS:

The elf only known as "Micro Terror" broke into the COSOCOM billboard system over night. Replacing what normally would be information for all #COSONaut's with an inflammatory insult towards Santa.

Crews are working on fixing the issue, in the mean time, please follow the #COSOElf hash tag or Agent K Kringle's TL for further alerts.

Thank you,
Ima Jetsam w/COSO News

A special message from the Nuisance Elf Department:

We would like tho thank our Media partners for their continued vigilance and dedication to capturing the Rogue #COSOElf

We are also closing in on the #COSONaughty who may be the accomplice.

-Agent K Kringle

Recent Elf Activity

#COSOElf

It is highly advised that you never leave your wallet out into the open. We have had several reports of Identity Theft just in the last 4 days.

Luckily the Rogue Elf AKA Micro Terror, has not been able to drain any bank accounts due to his inability to reach high enough to use ATM machines.

-N.E.D.
Cyber Division