@opie I'm good. 5' above which is all I can ask for. :)

#MerryChristmas to the #COSO family. Please enjoy some holiday #cosoMusic and to @th3j35t3r my friend, I'm glad to see this place still going strong 5 yrs later!

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@th3j35t3r ya know, someone left a phone in there

@th3j35t3r I'm still playing around in the realm. I've got a touch screen on my PC so it's interesting. :)

@th3j35t3r I use a lot of Force Thirteen feed on the Tempest for the hurricane season. Very cool to see there feed in the SIT-room

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

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13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

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10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

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7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called..

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

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4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away! This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money..

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

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1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

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Dear Mrs.Smith,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samsel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

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After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.

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Betty White has died. 2021 can now just go the fuck away

2022

https://youtu.be/nqRm_sR_KlM

@mushrj

You are most welcome.

This is my Christmas tradition.....

if it was not for @th3j35t3r this story would never have written... it started in the Keep... Blessings to all....

https://thecastlekeepblog.wordpress.com/2017/10/15/the-bards-tale-for-tristan/

Merry Christmas to all of #CoSo

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@Minholkin Thanks Min, It's good to be seen

@th3j35t3r