DAY FOUR
There has been an uptick in conspiracy theories regarding the Rogue Elf.
For example:
Stating that the aroma of Cinnamon or nutmeg is a vast underground plot devised by the Illumi"Naughty" to create a false sense of contentment, is simply false.
It has been proven that the the contentment derived from these two spices during the month of December, actually does work.
Precautions can be taken if necessary.
Thank
N. E. D.
Special message from the Nuisance Elf Department.
Attention #COSO
We are aware of the rumors that some in the Mensch crew are attempting to pass off as truth.
Though the artist does share a couple of characteristics with the Rogue Elf, we can say with all confidence that Banksy is not the co-conspirator involved in recent #COSOElf activity, is not a double agent within the Anti-Santa movement.
DAY THREE
Special Alert regarding #COSOElf
The Nuisance Elf Department has issued the following warning and an unprecedented act vandalism took place over night .
"We will not be deterred from our mission. We will find you, and we will kill you"
It's been a busy morning for the N.E.D.
We just received a new sighting.
Again, we must warn all #COSONauts
not to approach the suspect.
Do not attempt to lure him with beer, wine or other libations.
Thank you for your cooperation.
-Agent Kris Kringle
Nuisance Elf Department
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The following image was captured by a concerned citizen. By the time they realized what was happening, it was too late.
No discernible prints were found on the corks, however we surmise the suspect may have had an accomplice.
We strongly advise that all wine be kept locked up until further notice.
-Agent Kringle
Day One
Upon reviewing the dossier, we have compiled the following psyche profile:
-Subject is suffering from extreme Santa Envy.
-Subject appears to have higher nocturnal activity then cats, because of this, he should be considered armed and dangerous.
-Subject is known to carry candy canes, toilet paper & lipstick as a preferred weapon.
We strongly advised that if you suspect mischievous activity within your home or business please report it to the Nuisance Elf Dept
CC Agent Kringle
LS Musings....
There are 4 seasons,
My favorite may be yours.
There are 7 days of the week,
My favorite could be the one you love.
There are 1000's of beers,
My favorites may make your list.
There are millions of songs,
My favorite might be in your music collection.
There are 7 colors to the spectrum of light,
My favorite may don your walls.
There are more things,tangible or not,
we may have in common.
The trick is to not focus only on those which we do not...
Who was I when I was young?
Who will I be when I grow old?
I "lived" the answers to the first question,
but it is who I am today that will answer the second one.
I was on vacation seeing my best friend and her husband since last wed. Late Friday afternoon myself, my two closet friends met up with 2 of the original 1337. We laughed, drank, ate and talked and just a fantastic time. It wasn't til the next morning I woke to hear the news of 41's passing. I thought, man, what a hell of a life he had. We all should be so lucky and blessed. I look back on that Friday evening and can't help to feel so lucky & blessed myself that I have the friends I do.
#CAVU
I posted this LS Musing the day after First Lady Barbara Bush passed....
It seems appropriate to re-post it now
For 41 and his only one....
Dance with me
I want my arm about you
The charm about you
Will carry me through to heaven
I'm in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek
Good Morning Ladies and G's....
I'll be AFK for a few, however, that doesn't mean I'm not planning and scheming to continue a time honored tradition that I've been doing annually for a few years now.. including here on COSO..
So buckle up boys and girls, and let me offer you a little hint as to what I've got in store for you
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Digger/Blogger/Haliaeetus
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My Diplomacy is my Passport
-Verify Me
(but DON'T make me break my stick)