Day One

Upon reviewing the dossier, we have compiled the following psyche profile:

-Subject is suffering from extreme Santa Envy.
-Subject appears to have higher nocturnal activity then cats, because of this, he should be considered armed and dangerous.
-Subject is known to carry candy canes, toilet paper & lipstick as a preferred weapon.

We strongly advised that if you suspect mischievous activity within your home or business please report it to the Nuisance Elf Dept

CC Agent Kringle