Day One
Upon reviewing the dossier, we have compiled the following psyche profile:
-Subject is suffering from extreme Santa Envy.
-Subject appears to have higher nocturnal activity then cats, because of this, he should be considered armed and dangerous.
-Subject is known to carry candy canes, toilet paper & lipstick as a preferred weapon.
We strongly advised that if you suspect mischievous activity within your home or business please report it to the Nuisance Elf Dept
CC Agent Kringle
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