DAY FOUR

There has been an uptick in conspiracy theories regarding the Rogue Elf.

For example:

Stating that the aroma of Cinnamon or nutmeg is a vast underground plot devised by the Illumi"Naughty" to create a false sense of contentment, is simply false.

It has been proven that the the contentment derived from these two spices during the month of December, actually does work.

Precautions can be taken if necessary.

Thank

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