There are things I've done in my life which I will take the grave. No one needs to know them. Like, you know, fucking couch cushions.
no kidding, eh? i mean🤔‼️
what a maroon. is it a necessary initiation into 
land to reveal your secrets to the cult?
sounds very scientology🤔
@LiberalLibrarian Oh please. What horny teenage boy hasn't humped an inanimate object at some point. Especially when they've been raised Evangelical or Fundamentalist.
@sfleetucker Oh, true. But Jaysus. Don't fucking write about it in a book.
@LiberalLibrarian Ok, but it's not the kind of thing you'd need to take to your grave.
@LiberalLibrarian @sfleetucker I put “shooting puppies in the face” on that list as well.
@LiberalLibrarian 😂 TMI TMI TMI
@LiberalLibrarian I don't have any context regarding this post, and I'd think I'd prefer it that way.
@LiberalLibrarian So you admit it!