There are things I've done in my life which I will take the grave. No one needs to know them. Like, you know, fucking couch cushions.
@LiberalLibrarian Oh please. What horny teenage boy hasn't humped an inanimate object at some point. Especially when they've been raised Evangelical or Fundamentalist.
@sfleetucker Oh, true. But Jaysus. Don't fucking write about it in a book.
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@LiberalLibrarian @sfleetucker I put “shooting puppies in the face” on that list as well.