@LiberalLibrarian Oh please. What horny teenage boy hasn't humped an inanimate object at some point. Especially when they've been raised Evangelical or Fundamentalist.
@LiberalLibrarian Ok, but it's not the kind of thing you'd need to take to your grave.
@LiberalLibrarian @sfleetucker I put “shooting puppies in the face” on that list as well.
@sfleetucker Oh, true. But Jaysus. Don't fucking write about it in a book.