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"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
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Joined Dec 2018
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I had a meeting of my patient advocacy group's peer support peeps.
Met in a national park.
Beautiful day.
1/2
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And then Empress disapproved of me smelling like dogs and wood smoke. 😁😁😁
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#Caturday #cats #CatsOnCouches
I am Felicia Lunabella, Queen of the Couch!
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Rise, lowly mortal... you are worthy, and may remain in our presence.
Could you also change the channel... we want to watch BLUEY, but the house human is watching Slow Horses (BORING!)
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Wife: are you watching your boob shows again?
Me: this one isn't too bad
Wife: what's it about?
Me: this episode has an A and B story. The B story is about a demon wolf falling in love with a pure white wife and having a puppy wolf.
Wife: that's almost wholesome. What's the A story?
Me: the old wizard lost his dick and they're all trying to track it down to reattach it.
Wife: 'da fuq
Gunner was cuddled up n xt to my leg so nice and quietly.
Enter the clarky.
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@Minholkin i have been trying to find the right words for the joy sunflowers provide.
Today I found it!
Oof, that was filling. I may not even need second breakfast.
Panhaas, pork tongue sous, egg, and cheese sandwich for breakfast
I eat a lot of Asian inspired foods, but sometimes I need to get back to my PA Dutch roots
#foodpron
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Dukes not a cuddle pup. Clark is. He so wanted to climb up with duke and got 3 paws, then froze when duke started growling. Just held it there waiting, hoping duke would stop. 😂
Kurt 🎃 🐲
"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
always down for noods and foodpron
Joined Dec 2018