You know, I'm beginning to see a pattern in the men I date.

Step aside Mr. bimbo. I shall be taking the helm.

Hmm. We see you have boom-boom sticks.

I'm a a pig! I need COMMITMENT!

The cake was filled with LEMON CUSTARD!!

You left me standing at the altar!

Bork Bork

Hmm. Take the mousie,
Then skewer the mousie!

BOOM sha-kal-a-kal

Silences smelly sailor man's!

Terrific, captured by wild pigs and sacrificed before a pagan altar.

I am Spa'am, high priest of the boars.

Right now I'm somewhere between bed wetting and near death experience

That's conveniently stupid.

On occasion there may be someone you have to execute

Yeah that, and my pants are filled with starfish.

You and your hobbies!

<Imitates fog horn>

Eeeeeeeee OOOOOOOOOOOO

ACH du liebe Volkswagen car
Sauerbraten, wiener, schnitzel und wunderbar

This won't work. He likes it. Lets torture the rat!

That's silly, it was Mr. Bimbo who hired the crew.

Margaritas at the midnight buffet