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"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
always down for noods and foodpron
Joined Dec 2018
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Duke is getting more comfortable with coworkers when he is in the office. He now barks at them to get pets. 🤦♀️
I want to discourage it, so I gave him a firm no, brought him back to my office and put a gate across it. He is now laying next to my desk dramatically sighing 😂
Little pouty boi.
Today is National Cherry Cheese Cake Day, National English Muffin Day, and National Picnic Day!
A trifecta of YUM!!!
This evenings chill music
https://youtu.be/i08HuezhMG0
Planning an airsoft day with kiddo and some of his friends...
Me: would you mind if I wore a kilt to play?
Kiddo: nah, that's okay.
Wife: you better make sure he's wearing underwear then
Me: too late, you said yes, NO BACKSIES!!!
Wife: I can't believe you think I'm the embarrassing parent.
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Sending you an emergency package: from Dominique Ansel Bakery in NYC
The "cookie shot" a chocolate chip cookie shaped shot glass filled w Madagascar vanilla milk😋
I got a birthday card from my insurance agency.
It had a half off coupon for a sweetfrog frozen yogurt. Not a free small one, just half off a single frozen yogurt purchase.
1. It's not my birthday
2. We don't have a sweet frog anywhere near us.
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My wife coined a new word to use when I am stressed out by a tense situation that is my own dang fault.
It's "kurt-fluffle" and I think it's perfect.
Cc: @Kurtroedeger
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I'm writing up inspection reports and my befuddled brain keeps writing "steal beems" instead of "steel beams"
spell check will hopefully be kind to me.
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Anatomy of a comfort hug
A snug hug that supports the back of the neck brings the comfort that we felt when cradled in our mothers arm. It is a grief cutter delivering oxytocins which soothed us as babies.
Combined with the soft sounds of cooing completes the brains journey back to a safe space for the mind and heart.
Consider yourself hugged💙
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"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
always down for noods and foodpron
Joined Dec 2018