Grabbed some to go food with kiddo. While waiting in line....

Kiddo: you know the thing with some Asian counties....

Me: ::oh jeez, there's an Asian lady in front of us, what's he going to say:: 😱

Kiddo: ...is wearing masks was kind of normal before, so it's not as big a deal there.

#parenting

Kiddo has been productive today.
#parenting
#blesskurtskiddo

Wife:. What are you two giggling about in there??

Me and kiddo:. NOTHING!

#parenting

Me: good night kiddo, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.

Kiddo: 🙄🙄 uhhg, I'm too old for that. I'm 12!!!!

#parenting
#blesskurtskiddo
#kurtsnotgoingtomakeit

Kiddo is writing and doing a little 2 minute play in class as a group project and I have his account linked on my phone so I get updates on shared Google docs. I'm at work having my phone keep pinging.
I'm busting up 😂 and so want to see the play performed. My kiddo will be doing the beatboxing during

SHAWTY: WOOOOOOOO, I challenge you to a (says excitedly) RAP BATTLE EEEE

#parenting

I caught the new employee playing Minecraft. Looks like in gonna have to write him up 🙄

#parenting
#dayoffschool

Kiddos getting teeth pulled this morning. He's reading through the post op instructions and was disappointed he's not allowed to drive for 24 hours. 😂😂

#parenting

Hot wheels stacking with kiddo. Because we can. #parenting

Marble races with kiddo.
#parenting

Astronaut James bond is prepared for his journey.

#parenting

Me: uhh, are you using a sock as a book mark?
Kiddo: what? it's clean 🙄

#parenting

One of my favorite dad like past times is mis pronouncing pokemon names.

Peek -achoo
Charm -ander
Bull-bass-our

#parenting

The vroom vroom noises are not optional but obligatory.
#parenting
#blesskurtskiddo

Kiddo broke a pinky promise he wasn't going to ambush me with nerf.

I had to chase him down and stick an ice cube down his pants.

Thems the rules.
#parenting

Kiddo is spoiled living like this and I don't think he quite realizes it just yet. 🤷‍♀️ He will know some day.
#parenting
#bringoutyershoop
#blesskurtskiddo

I need to add some cross ropes to stabilize it some, but generally done. Even has old patio chairs. Kiddos happy.
My shoulders are bruised from carrying the wood there, but 🤷‍♀️
#parenting

Kiddo wanted a fort and we had left over wood since we replaced the fence.

#parenting

Me: I see you have chats in google docs going with friends.
Kiddo: 😮 how?
Me: you used my phone once, now notices pop.up.
Kiddo: ...
Me: fair bit of swearing I saw.
Kiddo: technically we don't use the full word.
Me: still counts, but why don't you.
Kiddo: they have filters that catch that.
Me: so you leave out a letter to get around them?
Kiddo: yep.
Me: well let's pull back on that language.
Kiddo: 🙄 okkkkaaayy

#parenting

At dinner asked kiddo if he had a valentine for tomorrow.

Kiddo: no, but I'm ok with that.

Wife: that's a good attitude, it's perfectly fine not having a valentine.

Me: normally I'd not worry, but you were staring right at me when you said that 😮

Wife: 🙄 I'll be your valentine. 🙄

Me: ::fist pump:: yes!!! ::To kiddo:: I'm gonna get a smooch tomorrow. 😁

Kiddo: 🤦🏻‍♀️ please stop.
#parenting

There's a kiddo and dog under the blanket. I think the dry air is causing some static. 😂
#parenting