Kurt Cookie Liberator 🐲
"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
always down for noods and foodpron
Joined Dec 2018
Kiddo is writing and doing a little 2 minute play in class as a group project and I have his account linked on my phone so I get updates on shared Google docs. I'm at work having my phone keep pinging.
I'm busting up 😂 and so want to see the play performed. My kiddo will be doing the beatboxing during
SHAWTY: WOOOOOOOO, I challenge you to a (says excitedly) RAP BATTLE EEEE
I caught the new employee playing Minecraft. Looks like in gonna have to write him up 🙄
Kiddos getting teeth pulled this morning. He's reading through the post op instructions and was disappointed he's not allowed to drive for 24 hours. 😂😂
Hot wheels stacking with kiddo. Because we can. #parenting
Astronaut James bond is prepared for his journey.
Me: uhh, are you using a sock as a book mark?
Kiddo: what? it's clean 🙄
One of my favorite dad like past times is mis pronouncing pokemon names.
Peek -achoo
Charm -ander
Bull-bass-our
The vroom vroom noises are not optional but obligatory.
#parenting
#blesskurtskiddo
Kiddo broke a pinky promise he wasn't going to ambush me with nerf.
I had to chase him down and stick an ice cube down his pants.
Thems the rules.
#parenting
Kiddo is spoiled living like this and I don't think he quite realizes it just yet. 🤷♀️ He will know some day.
#parenting
#bringoutyershoop
#blesskurtskiddo
I need to add some cross ropes to stabilize it some, but generally done. Even has old patio chairs. Kiddos happy.
My shoulders are bruised from carrying the wood there, but 🤷♀️
#parenting
Kiddo wanted a fort and we had left over wood since we replaced the fence.
Me: I see you have chats in google docs going with friends.
Kiddo: 😮 how?
Me: you used my phone once, now notices pop.up.
Kiddo: ...
Me: fair bit of swearing I saw.
Kiddo: technically we don't use the full word.
Me: still counts, but why don't you.
Kiddo: they have filters that catch that.
Me: so you leave out a letter to get around them?
Kiddo: yep.
Me: well let's pull back on that language.
Kiddo: 🙄 okkkkaaayy
At dinner asked kiddo if he had a valentine for tomorrow.
Kiddo: no, but I'm ok with that.
Wife: that's a good attitude, it's perfectly fine not having a valentine.
Me: normally I'd not worry, but you were staring right at me when you said that 😮
Wife: 🙄 I'll be your valentine. 🙄
Me: ::fist pump:: yes!!! ::To kiddo:: I'm gonna get a smooch tomorrow. 😁
Kiddo: 🤦🏻♀️ please stop.
#parenting
There's a kiddo and dog under the blanket. I think the dry air is causing some static. 😂
#parenting
Kiddo grabs two pieces of candy for dessert.
Kiddo: want one?
Me: no thank you
Kiddo: then both of them will be for both of me.
Me: ........
Omg. Rock paper scissors with kiddo and we both pulled a spock and neither of us realized the other knew about lizard spock and we ended up rolling laughing.
Me: how did the battle with the monkeys go?
Kiddo: 🙄🙄🙄 I didn't fight any monkeys today!
Me: well why the heckers not?!?! This is a war! We can't let the monkeys go swinging from the trees all willynilly!!!
Kiddo: they didn't do anything to meeeee.
Me: but we signed a treaty with the squirrels and we are obliged to help defend the trees, the limbs, the sticks, the nuts.
Kiddo: you said nuts 😏
Me: 😏 yeah
#parenting
#blesskurtskiddo
Kurt Cookie Liberator 🐲
"Stare, stare into the basin
And wonder what you've missed"
-Auden
The wishes barrel starts behind the curtain.
always down for noods and foodpron
Joined Dec 2018