Julian Edelman makes me feel all kinds of gay!

What a beauty he is!

@Beanc

Doesn’t money grow on trees?

Did you know that gay and trans people like chocolate, peanut butter, pumpkin pie, apples, music, art, gossiping, friends, pizza, and their mamas?

Yes?

That’s because we are human just like everyone else.

@Beanc

I just figured you’d knock out the north walls and put in a whole wall of fire brick and elegant fire places.

Better than anything else Star Trek has produced in years. #SaveLowerDecks

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@CrypticMirror Nah, boys morph into werewolves not sasquatch! Please reread your biology books! :P

The chances of your kid getting transgender reassignment surgery at school is ∞% lower than your kid being shot at school. Your kid is more likely to morph into a Sasquatch than to have reassignment surgery in school.

What's wrong with you people?

I would like someone to show me where in the Bible Jesus said that children should either pay for their lunch or go hungry in a Publicly Funded School

Do your research, I'll wait!

Girl, your natural beauty shines!

But, here’s some concealer, shadow, rouge, liner, and some extensions to make you cute!

What I hear in my head when I see makeup commercials on TV.

@KazzyH Too many conservatives think that if they don't have kids in school they should not pay for it, ignoring completely that their schooling was paid by many people who did not have children in school.

It is the utter selfishness of the Ayn Rand Nation

@KazzyH Yes, good for you!

We Americans also seem to have forgotten that our local elected officials are actually more important for our well being than the President, but very few of us ever vote in local elections allowing the minority to rule us.

I enjoyed She-Hulk until the last episode. That one episode ruined the whole thing for me. It jumped the shark and was eaten by it.

Probably the only good thing about him is how he shone a light into the dark corners to reveal all the racist, misogynist, homophobic cockroaches that were hiding there.

Rufus Wainwright Rips Trump Playing 'Hallelujah' At Rally: VIDEO - Comic Sands https://www.comicsands.com/rufus-wainwright-trump-hallelujah-rally-2669423087.html

In a country with freedom of expression and freedom of religion, you are allowed to let your religion rule your life.

But in that same country, you should not be allowed to try to force others to be ruled by your religion.

That's what freedom of religion means!

#Freedom #Religion

Let me get this straight

You're anti gay!
Anti Abortion!
Anti Trans!
Anti Feminism!
Anti whatever else, but you're divorced, eat shrimp, wear mixed fabrics, had sex outside of marriage, cussed out yo mama, steal from your job, and drink alcohol.

Motherfucker, please, shut up and sit down! No one is buying your holier than thou act!

Sometimes joking with people over text is way over complicated by Apples insistence on correcting every cuss!

Apple, let me decide how much I fuckin curse, okay?

@AskTheDevil We are indeed!