The chances of your kid getting transgender reassignment surgery at school is ∞% lower than your kid being shot at school. Your kid is more likely to morph into a Sasquatch than to have reassignment surgery in school.
What's wrong with you people?
@Iskios Don't pretty much all teen boys morph into sasquatch at some point? That pretty much is what male puberty is, sasquatchification.
Also, yeah, gun control would be a very good idea.
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@CrypticMirror Nah, boys morph into werewolves not sasquatch! Please reread your biology books! :P