Trey, Unfunky in 5/4
I used to be a nice boy, I used to cut the grass.
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There are some #earworms that are simply too awful to share.
You're welcome. 😎
Epshteyn, huh? And looks like Sellout Susie is getting her first taste of #ETTD.
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Tropical Storm Sara has formed and is closing in on Central America where it is set to unleash disastrous flooding rain with "life-threatening" impact. https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/14/weather/tropical-storm-sara-florida-hurricane-season-climate
That said, both ed board pieces are similar in their diagnoses/protestations…although I did chuckle at WaPo’s “…will test Senate Republicans’ commitment to the country.”
🤔🙄😏
Speaking of the chicks…🤓❤️
(Flipping to WaPo oped, now.)
Here are the current pieces in the section. I left snide replies to two of the authors pictured below for risible content. Hint! Not the women, and also not the Rusty in the woods bro. 🙄🤓
Lol, NYT Oreskes & Browning! Who gives a shit — nobody wants to fellate mics except fashy closet Trumpler Youth. Weird!
(As a dude, I prefer to hang with the chicks. But that’s just me. 🤔🤷🏻♂️😉)
And if “Democrats” are asking that/this question…”we” deserve everything we get.
🙄🤬
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We live in a time when one political party behaves in good faith and follows the rule of law, even though they've been shown it will likely lead to the end of our republic. The other, which has repeatedly and publicly shown they've never even acknowledged the rule of law and will do anything to acquire and consolidate power.
And an electorate who apparently cannot tell the difference.
#politics
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Florida liberal arts college reinstates ‘wokeness’ course amid furore
Course set to be taught by controversial British ‘anti-woke’ media commentator Andrew Doyle
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/14/new-college-of-florida-wokeness-course
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@gshevlin
𝐓𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬
During the rally Carlson compared the US under Trump to a naughty girl being disciplined by her father. “If you allow your hormone-addled 15-year-old daughter to slam the door and give you the finger, you’re going to get more of it,” Carlson said. “There has to be a point at which Dad comes home.” At this point the crowd erupted into raucous cheers.
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/24/tucker-carlson-speech-trump-spanking
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Real life or satire?
🤔😱😄
“If Donald Trump says, ‘Jump three feet high and scratch your head,’ we all jump three feet high and scratch our heads. That’s it.”
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Arctic fox found wandering around Portland to be sent to Wisconsin zoo
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The Onion wins bankruptcy auction bid for Alex Jones' InfoWars.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/onion-wins-alex-jones-infowars-bankruptcy-auction-rcna179936
I have decided to give up my lifelong shiftless and idle pursuit of hotties, hotter peppers, and hottest meandering guitar solos to be a corporate shill for this man.
Feel the synergy!
“WE’RE BAAAAACK.”
(Their attorneys want to assure everyone who can still tell the difference between satire and real life that they’re just performance artists.)
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South African government says it won't help thousands of illegal miners inside a closed mine
*Elon's cradle of injustice
Trey, Unfunky in 5/4
I used to be a nice boy, I used to cut the grass.
Joined Apr 2022