Hey Ted Cruz,

Go fuck yourself.

That is all.

Signed,
All of us

@Render accuracy by volume. I think that is in the Army manual even.

YES! I SURVIVED ANOTHER FAMILY THANKSGIVING!!

No one talked about Agent Orange too, double win!

Directions
Cook in cast iron skillet. Melt butter. Add onions. Cook until just starting to become translucent. Add trimmed brussel sprouts. Cook for 10 minutes allowing them to brown and char slightly, turn after 5 minutes. Add garlic and cook until fragrant. Add heavy cream, parmesan, sharp white cheddar, Italian seasoning, salt and pepper. Stir until combined. Bake in oven 375F for 15 minutes. Broil for 2 minutes to brown top of cheese slightly.

CREAMY BRUSSEL SPROUTS
https://www.aheadofthyme.com/creamy-brussels-sprouts-bake/
Brussel sprouts / 1lbs.
Butter / 1 tablespoon
Onions / 1/2 cup fine chopped
Garlic / 3 cloves minced
Italian seasoning / 1 tablespoon
Salt and pepper
Heavy cream / 3/4 cup
Sharp white cheddar / 3 tablespoons
Parmesan cheese / 2 tablespoons
375F oven
Stove 10 min
Oven 15 min
Broiler 2 min

@WhiteRose love that song!

@Keysalagain haha! What could go wrong?

I continbuted to family turkey day. Apparently now I am on the hook to make this again next year.

Deviled Eggs
Creamy Brusstle Sprouts

@th3j35t3r I remeber what that used to feel like. I miss that feeling.

37 minutes into the work day.. 3 minutes of forward progress on my tasks..

..anyone have a spare fuck I can borrow? I am firmly in the IDGAF zone.

@MrGoat my condolences

Listening to the Trump lawyer argue in court of appeals today reaffirmed to me that I am correct in being a liberal Democrat.

@ToolPackinMama all they have to do is put a pizza oven in there and all the right wingers heads will explode all over again!

@Megalicious @JV3MJD he is? Didnt know that. They will likely put him in PC so he doesnt get his skull crushed.

@LnzyHou i see what you did there.

Shhhhhh!

*whispers* but yes exactly!

@Alfred @CanisPundit amen!

This also might cut down on bad politicians too!

Idea: If you live old enough to be 80, then on your death you are allowed to take one person with you. Can be anyone you want and for any reason.

This might encourage people to be nicer to the elderly folks.

Plus if you live that long I think you should be allowed to get rid of at least one asshole on your way out.

@stueytheround if i start getting fans for that reason... ho-lee-fook!

@JV3MJD 50 years of draining my tax money to feed, heat, and give this guy TP.

I feel like we are getting fucked over more than him. >: /