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We saw an unusually vivid rainbow yesterday evening near Bella Vista, Arkansas.

@Armchaircouch @InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker

Excuse me, I said I was googling the rules so I could abide by the appropriate laws. I only support the sustainable and ethical harvesting of Keebler elves to assist with population control and eliminate diseases and other issues. Whatever the Arkansas state game commission allows for a bag limit and season, I will adhere to. 😝

As one of 5 billion descended from a long line of elves of the Italianousophous region, I tell you my good man,
murder is murder!!

We’ve got your number, cookie boi! Just you try! @Kurtroedeger @InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker

@Armchaircouch @InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker

What if I just tranquilize them, harvest their cookies sack, then release them back into the wild?

Surely you're Italianousophous lineage is more cannoli than cookie.

…is that cookie’s sack, or cookies’ sack …

It makes a difference…

and don’t worry about my damn cannoli! @Kurtroedeger @InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker

;) thanks fer noticing.

while you were drooling, 157 elves just escaped right out from under your nose, cookies sacks in tow. hm. @Kurtroedeger @InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker

@Armchaircouch @InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker

Don't worry, I have already set up the tracking drones. They are equipped with cookie sack radar and sensors tuned to elf vibrations

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