We saw an unusually vivid rainbow yesterday evening near Bella Vista, Arkansas.
@Kurtroedeger
Looks like the Keebler elves have found their new home??
@InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker @Armchaircouch
::Google's Arkansas elf hunting rules::
As one of 5 billion descended from a long line of elves of the Italianousophous region, I tell you my good man,
murder is murder!!
We’ve got your number, cookie boi! Just you try! @Kurtroedeger @InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker
@Armchaircouch @InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker
What if I just tranquilize them, harvest their cookies sack, then release them back into the wild?
Surely you're Italianousophous lineage is more cannoli than cookie.
…is that cookie’s sack, or cookies’ sack …
It makes a difference…
and don’t worry about my damn cannoli! @Kurtroedeger @InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker
@Armchaircouch @InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker
Ohhh should I behave or should I take this #cosoafterdark 🤔
@Armchaircouch @Kurtroedeger @HopeSeeker
Pistachio and plain ricotta?
@Armchaircouch @InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker
😏😏😏😏
Nice cannoli you got there
@Kurtroedeger @Armchaircouch @HopeSeeker
Take the connoli... Leave the gun...
;) thanks fer noticing.
while you were drooling, 157 elves just escaped right out from under your nose, cookies sacks in tow. hm. @Kurtroedeger @InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker
@Armchaircouch @InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker
Don't worry, I have already set up the tracking drones. They are equipped with cookie sack radar and sensors tuned to elf vibrations
@Armchaircouch @InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker
You have 5 seconds to comply.
OMG I JUST SAW THIS NOW THO!
Cheater!! @Kurtroedeger @InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker
@Armchaircouch @InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker
Termination complete
@Armchaircouch @InvaderGzim @HopeSeeker
Excuse me, I said I was googling the rules so I could abide by the appropriate laws. I only support the sustainable and ethical harvesting of Keebler elves to assist with population control and eliminate diseases and other issues. Whatever the Arkansas state game commission allows for a bag limit and season, I will adhere to. 😝