Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.
Maybe Einstein wasn't actually thinking about physics but was just needing some coffee.
Getting ready for a special Halloween stream on Twitch today (playing World of Tanks). Stop by and say hi. 🎃
Happy Halloween, Cosonauts!
Yes, I will be wearing something fun today. 😎
But first... coffee!
I just found out it takes five sheep to make one wool sweater. Which is weird, as I didn't even know they knew how to knit.
I'm trying to stay positive.
I'm positive if I don't get my morning coffee, that "positivity" will be the least of my concerns.
Went to the Chattanooga Zoo the other day to see the new red panda cub. Such a pretty creature.
Facial recognition software can pick out a person in a crowd, but this stupid vending machine at work can't recognize my dollar bill with a bent corner...
Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That's why I think of jogging every morning.
I made the mistake of reading the news *before* having my first cup of coffee this morning.
How early can one add alcohol to coffee before people start thinking you have a problem?
Um... asking for a friend.
This is either a great Halloween decoration or very clever way to dispose of the body in plain sight.
If people were meant to pop out of bed first thing in the morning, we'd all sleep in toasters.
They can make me rise, but they can't make me shine.
I really like that machine at the gym where you put money into it and snacks come out,
I am not a coffee addict. I can quit anytime that I want.
I just don't want to.
Ever. ☕
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022