Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
Have you ever seen a baby horse trying to stand for the first time? That's what I look like getting out of bed in the morning.
I don't know why I don't buy more piñatas. Like right now I would love to beat the crap out of something and then eat a bunch of candy.
I like stories about people who do creative things. Like this couple who restored and rejuvenated a classic 1950's roadside motel.
Did someone get the license plate of the Bushmill's bottle that ran me over last night?
Is it too early to start drinking? Like for the next four years?
Before we all start looking at red/blue maps for days, here is map showing the legality of owning a kangaroo.
You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
So while everyone's attention is on the election today, I just wanted to mention it's just 50 days till Christmas. 🎅
After consulting the tea leaves, a crystal ball, and a cross-check with my Quija board, here's my prediction for the #election results:
(Note: I misdid my earlier map, so here's the corrected version)
Create your own map at https://www.270towin.com/
The only time I’ve passionately knocked everything off a table was when I was trying to make room for a pizza.
So apparently today is some sort of important day... which is why I'm already on my second cup of coffee.
It’s amazing how the lowly potato gives us french fries, potato chips, and vodka. Other vegetables should take notes.
"So what are you plans this morning?"
"Drink coffee."
"No, we mean after that."
"Umm... drink more coffee?"
Cheesecake is a perfectly acceptable breakfast food. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022