Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
Whoever said nothing was impossible has obviously never tried to staple water to a tree.
I like think I'm out standing in my field. 😎
The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.
Always nice to see our local media devote time to the simple pleasures in life like gardening.
Not all news has to be bad.
Remember when we were kids and we were in such a rush to grow up and become adults?
Boy, was that stupid.
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!
My, oh my, what a wonderful day.
Plenty of sunshine headin’ my way,
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!
When I see signs like this, I really wonder what went down that made someone think such a sign was necessary.
Childhood me would be very disappointed that adult me does not eat pizza and ice cream for every meal.
Getting into the Halloween spirit today. Either that, or descriptions of me being a monster before coffee are more correct than I would like to admit...
Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everybody belongs in the kitchen. The kitchen has the food.
How to cook the perfect amount of spaghetti:
Step 1. Remove from box how much you think you need.
Step 2. Eliminate half the amount you thought you needed.
Step 3. Invite a friend over for spaghetti if you want to skip step 2
Is it Monday *again*? Sheesh, it feels like we just did this a week ago.
(grumbles) I need more coffee...
I never realize how much I swear until I’m in a situation where I can’t, dammit.
Beans falling, rolling
water spilling in darkness
first brew of the day
Picture Darth Vader singing "A Few of My Favorite Things" and you'll have some idea of the kind of thoughts that go through my head daily.
It's time to seize the day and carpe that damn diem into submission before it does something unwanted. And, oh yeah, maybe it's also time for coffee... 😎 ☕
It never ceases to amaze me that the little space between the drivers seat and the center console in my car will fit any object that can possibly be dropped, but will not fit a hand.
I’m always impressed when I can stump auto-correct.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, and that's pretty close.
I put on my pants like everyone else. Right after the security guard in Target says "Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave."
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022