Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
This girl I recently ran into said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I swear, I've never met herbivore.
Mental health experts say one of the best ways to relieve stress is to visualize yourself in your happy place.
Welcome to my happy place. 😎 🌴 ☀️ ☕
Being a Gen Xer is listening to a Millennial and a Gen Zer argue with each other over which of their generations was most screwed over by the Boomers.
All these years later, we still don't get any attention...
Ever feel like an 8-bit person in a 64-bit world?
Today's random question: What would be the best thing you could reasonably expect to find in a cave?
Because some days you just need a dose of utter cuteness. Like a baby sloth just hanging out in a tree.
Does this look like the face of someone who’s happy to be awake this early in the morning?
I didn’t think so…
#Good morning
#CaffeineClub.
It's never good news when the phone rings at 5am.
You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
Today's random question: What's your favorite thing to do when it's hot outside?
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“100 Calorie Packs” roughly translated means “Eat Two or Three of These”.
Okay, okay... I'm up, dammit.
I'm not happy about it.
At least there's coffee... ☕
Today's random question: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers; A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
I've thought about it a lot and have come to the conclusion that there still is no good reason for me to grow up. So there!
The three simple steps to happiness:
1) Roast
2) Grind
3) Brew
And there you go: happiness in a cup.
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022