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You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
@GaryPoole Quick hip jolt to the corner, followed by a cool glance around the room. Bonus points if two bags fall down.
@GaryPoole Before you judge me, know that I have tolled in the fields of snack machine world for too long. God knows I have lost loads of dollar bills in those infernal machines.
No vending machine will beat me.
It’s not about the chips.
@GaryPoole "Get a tournicate ready" I say as I attempt to fit my arm into the machine.