Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
Question of the Day: What fictional place would you most like to go to?
If kids get money for losing teeth, what do I get for all this hair I’m losing?
In my mind, I'm already starting the weekend. 😎
Was cutting through the cosmetics section of the department store the other day when a “helpful” clerk told me they had an amazing cream that could help smooth out my wrinkles.
I said they were traditional Viking facial scars. Which I’ve had since I was 12.
Never even slowed down.
Though I have to admit I’m a bit curious about the wrinkle cream...
Just remembered I had ice cream in the freezer. Which begs the question: how on earth can someone forget they have ice cream in their freezer? 🤨
I had an astronaut Snoopy when I was very young that I carried with me everywhere. I loved that thing.
And, of course, I always loved LEGOs. Still do, in fact.
Question of the Day: What was your favorite childhood toy?
One of the nice things about living in a small city is seeing that the lead story in the local news this morning is about the women's soccer team getting new uniforms.
When you need to use the bathroom but it is already occupied.
One of the (many) nice things about working from home is you can wear your “wouldn’t be seen in public” ratty sweatshirts and not worry about it. 😎
Fashion is cyclical, right? So when will it be okay to start carrying a sword on my hip again?
Question of the Day: What's the strangest movie you've ever seen?
When I was shopping yesterday, I was struck by a random thought: What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
And now for an original #haiku:
The morning has come
Time to make some fresh coffee
And face the new day
My wife has "Tales of Brave Ulysses" by Cream cranked up in the bedroom.
It's an interesting way to wake up, that's for sure. 😎
It’s 2024. Why cant we unselect a floor in an elevator yet?
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022