Quick question: How many donuts should I have for breakfast?

I just learned that John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt was wanted for multiple counts of identity theft.

A POEM FOR MORNINGS

Coffee, coffee, coffee.
Coffee.
Coffee, coffee.
Everyone be quiet
Until I've had my
Coffee.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Question of the Day: What is the worst song to get stuck in your head?

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When I was a kid, I had to be really careful not to curse around adults. Now, as an adult, I have to be really careful not to curse around kids.

Besides, they probably know better curse words and I don't want to embarrass myself by being old fashioned in my cursing.

If you ever want to know what I'm like before I have my first cup of coffee, well... I asked my AI assistant to come up with a visual.

Yep... seems about right. ☕

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

If Crunch Berries aren't considered fresh fruit I don't think this diet is going to work out.

My weakness has always been potato chips. And no, I cannot eat just one.

Question of the Day: What's your favorite snack food?

#QuestionOfTheDay

Me: "My FTP login isn't working anymore."

IT Support: "We never enabled FTP access on that server."

Me: "I've been using FTP to update that site for the past five years."

IT Support: "We never enabled FTP access on that server."

Me: "Here's a screencap of my FTP settings and log of past usage."

IT Support: (long pause) "Oh, *that* server."

Note to all IT people: not everyone you deal with is clueless. Some of us, in fact, know as much (if not more) about IT than you do.

Apparently ankle socks are no longer "in", at least according to the Gen Z kids. Which doesn't bother me, as I still like rocking the black socks and sandals look. That's still cool, right?

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/ankle-socks-are-out

I used to like to get glue on my fingers so I could peel it off when it dried. I dunno why I brought that up, but I know I’m not alone here.

"It's your hippie dippy traffic man, with the the hippie dippy traffic... man." 😜

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Combing my last two posts, here's Spider-Man shopping for furniture at an IKEA. Because AI is both fun and very weird.

I never watched the Andrew Garfield Spider-Man movies, but I noticed they were on Netflix so I decided to check them out. The first one was pretty good. Starting the second one know.

And honesty compels me to admit I have never once been to an Ikea.

I don't like mazes.

I’m somewhat convinced that most Ikea employees are customers who didn’t know how to get out and just gave up.

Question of the Day: What's for lunch?

#QuestionOfTheDay

If a car alarm blares for more than 9 seconds without a response, it should be perfectly legal to set the car on fire.