My wife listens to music when she is in the shower. I just heard the strains of "Stairway to Heaven" coming from her bathroom.

I am debating on whether or not to burst into the shower yelling "NO STAIRWAY!"

Sleepy dark morning
Must face another Tuesday
Where is the coffee?

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub
#haiku

I want to see see this movie. 😁

One of my coworkers, Jack, claims that he can communicate with vegetables.

Apparently, Jack and the beans talk.

😎

I'm not really sure what oxidants are, all I know is that I'm supposed to be against them.

I'd ask them to play a tune or two. 😎

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETHvSTT6PA8

Question of the Day: One night you wake up because you hear a noise. You turn on the light to see yourself surrounded in your room by a bunch of mummies. They’re just standing there, not doing much of anything. What do you do?

#QuestionOfTheDay

Someone asked me what my main life goal was. I told them I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of crazy.

Trying to embrace the day, even though it's a Monday.

Yeah, I'm having a bit of trouble carpeing that old diem...

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Do you know how hard it is to work from home when you have an absolutely adorable bundle of fur in your lap?

#catsofcoso

Being the pirate that I am, it's obvious: Arrrrr! ☠️

Question of the Day: What's your favorite letter of the alphabet?

#QuestionOfTheDay

Checking my work email this morning, and someone used a hashtag. In an email. That's not how this works...that's not how any of this works.

It is Friday.

This is good.

That's all.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

When I was a kid, I wanted to live in a tree house. Now that I’m an adult, I still want to live in a tree house. 😎

I was a big fan of RISK back in the day. Played it a LOT through high school.

Question of the Day: What is your favorite board game?

#QuestionOfTheDay
#BoardGames

How come the only normal people are the ones I don't know very well?

Having difficulty getting the old body into gear this morning. The machinery seems a bit creaky and in need of some oiling. And coffee, of course.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

So it's 5 o'clock... time for some Crown & Coffee.

#CaffeineClub (evening edition)