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Question of the Day: One night you wake up because you hear a noise. You turn on the light to see yourself surrounded in your room by a bunch of mummies. They’re just standing there, not doing much of anything. What do you do?
@GaryPoole
"Which one of you is Imhotep?"
@GaryPoole I’d direct them to the kitchen and tell them glasses are above the microwave, then go back to sleep. I mean- they MUST be thirsty.
@GaryPoole Say, "Oh cool! I was running out of toilet paper."
I'd ask them to play a tune or two. 😎
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETHvSTT6PA8