Tacos all the way.

Let's settle this once and for all: Tacos or Burritos?

#QuestionOfTheDay

Spending the morning going through the "updated" website and fixing / changing / converting / updating / rearranging everything.

As my wife just said, "Well, you needed a new challenge."

Thanks, honey.

(She's right, you know)

Up before the dawn
Rain falls lightly on my window
When will the sun rise?

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

So Tesla has apparently decided that they needed to make an SUV version of the Cybertruck.

Gee...I wonder who it could be? The suspense is killing me.

Some days you just need to take a long soak in a hot bath.

This was one of those days.

It’s fine to eat a “test” grape in the produce section of the supermarket but you take one bite of a rotisserie chicken and it’s all “sir, you need to leave.”

Them: What's your second favorite color?

Me: Plaid

Them:

Me:

Them: You're weird.

Question of the Day: What's your second favorite color?

#QuestionOfTheDay

Coffee must be hot
Sweet to the taste on the tongue
With a touch of cream

#haiku
#CaffeineClub

Some days I feel like I'm an OED in a Readers Digest Condensed Book world.

I filed a ticket with the CMS folks and got back a "Oh... we're not finished with the upgrade" response.

Then WHY did you launch the "new" site before you were finished?

#Facepalm

The hits just keep on coming this week. Our CMS people decided it was time for a "mandatory" system upgrade to our website and promised it would like "nearly identical" to what we had.

It does not. Not even remotely.

So guess who has to redesign and fix everything they screwed up with their "improvements"?

I'll be busy for a while...

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

My grandnephew couldn’t remember the word “refrigerator” so he called it the “food garage”, because it’s where food parks.

I see no problem with this. In fact I am now referring to it as the food garage from here on out.

Okay, now my azaleas are really going nuts.

#Azaleas
#cosogardening

Me: "My arms are sore this morning."
Co-worker: "Did you overdue your workout routine?"
Me: "Um.... workout routine?"
Co-worker:
Me:
Co-worker: "You do work out, right?"
Me: "Does walking downstairs to feed the cats count?"

Doing the math, a single jello shot is 2 ounces, there are 128 ounces per gallon, so that would make 3,520 shots.

Otherwise known as a really fun weekend with friends. 😎

Question of the Day: What would you do with a 55-gallon drum of Lime Jello?

#QuestionOfTheDay

Animal crackers just don't taste right if you don't start by biting their heads off first.