Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
Woke us this morning to an epiphany: I need a new hobby.
Basically, several of my current hobbies just aren't as interesting/entertaining to me anymore (that was the actual epiphany).
Now I just have to figure out what the new hobby should be.
Also, I need coffee.
@pendrag Bushmills. 🥃 😜
@Susandoyle I need that t-shirt. 😜
"Probiotic" sounds a lot better than "bacteria infested"
@Queasy My mother was an English teacher, my dad was an engineer. I know your pain. 😎
I love how the internet has improved people's grammar far more than any English teacher ever did.
If you wrote "your" instead of "you're" in English class, all you got was a red mark.
Mess up on the internet, though, and may God have mercy on your soul.
This is how Monday mornings feel after a long weekend...
Of all the things that taste like chicken, it's weird that eggs are not one of them.
I never realize how much I swear until I’m in a situation where I can’t
@Heavymetalmotherindisguise Only half a pot of coffee? What did the other two people have to drink? 😜
Have you ever seen a baby horse trying to stand for the first time? That's what I look like getting out of bed in the morning.
I don't know why I don't buy more piñatas. Like right now I would love to beat the crap out of something and then eat a bunch of candy.
I like stories about people who do creative things. Like this couple who restored and rejuvenated a classic 1950's roadside motel.
Did someone get the license plate of the Bushmill's bottle that ran me over last night?
Is it too early to start drinking? Like for the next four years?
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022