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Before we all start looking at red/blue maps for days, here is map showing the legality of owning a kangaroo.

@JGSchaeffer They have a word for people like you: "good". 😎

You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.

@Dashdrum You wanted to relax on Election Day? I want what you’re drinking. 🤣

So while everyone's attention is on the election today, I just wanted to mention it's just 50 days till Christmas. 🎅


@lisaannlm Your are right: it was a mistake on my part. I've corrected my prediction map.

After consulting the tea leaves, a crystal ball, and a cross-check with my Quija board, here's my prediction for the results:

(Note: I misdid my earlier map, so here's the corrected version)

Create your own map at 270towin.com/

The only time I’ve passionately knocked everything off a table was when I was trying to make room for a pizza.

So apparently today is some sort of important day... which is why I'm already on my second cup of coffee.




It’s amazing how the lowly potato gives us french fries, potato chips, and vodka. Other vegetables should take notes.

"So what are you plans this morning?"

"Drink coffee."

"No, we mean after that."

"Umm... drink more coffee?"


Cheesecake is a perfectly acceptable breakfast food. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

@stueytheround I’ll have you know that hand mixer is from the ‘60s, and it still works perfectly. 😎

You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.

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Gary Poole

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