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That would probably be my apartment back in my single & dating days. 😜

Question of the Day: Where's the strangest place you've ever been to on a date?

@q00w2 Common sense and a desire to maintain marital bliss kept me out of her shower, but the temptation was strong. πŸ˜‚

My wife listens to music when she is in the shower. I just heard the strains of "Stairway to Heaven" coming from her bathroom.

I am debating on whether or not to burst into the shower yelling "NO STAIRWAY!"

@thedisasterautist The first computer I ever worked on was an IBM System 360. My dad worked in the R&D division of IBM and my mother was a technical writer for IBM as well. I was a "Big Blue" baby.

One of my coworkers, Jack, claims that he can communicate with vegetables.

Apparently, Jack and the beans talk.

😎

@ArcturusSaDiablo Alas, many public servants these days feel that the public is there to serve them.

I'm not really sure what oxidants are, all I know is that I'm supposed to be against them.

Question of the Day: One night you wake up because you hear a noise. You turn on the light to see yourself surrounded in your room by a bunch of mummies. They’re just standing there, not doing much of anything. What do you do?

Someone asked me what my main life goal was. I told them I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of crazy.

Trying to embrace the day, even though it's a Monday.

Yeah, I'm having a bit of trouble carpeing that old diem...


Do you know how hard it is to work from home when you have an absolutely adorable bundle of fur in your lap?

@ArcturusSaDiablo A pirate's favorite nine letters are I, R, and the seven C's.

Being the pirate that I am, it's obvious: Arrrrr! ☠️

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Gary Poole

CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.