The life of a morning traffic reporter:

Nothing happening
Nothing happening
Nothing happening
Nothing happening
Nothing happening
(sun comes up)
ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE

Alright, I admit it. Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.

Waking up to the (hopefully) last cold snap of the Spring -- it's 38 degrees here in Tennessee -- and wondering if there is anything I could consume to help warm me up.

Something dark. And hot. And with a bit of a "wake-me-up" kick.

Hmm... there's gotta be something.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

@kendonnelly You say lazy slob like it's a bad thing. I aspire to be a lazy slob. 😜

@QueenOfEverything Beautiful. I had a ragdoll, too. Gorgeous cats.

So today I've finished the overhaul of the website, did a load of laundry, a load of dishes, and vacuumed the entire house.

That's enough adulting for the week.

@Susandoyle @grayman I'd be in the back, too.

I’m pretty well known for my love of tropical shirts. My sister asked if I had ever considered getting a full Hawaiian suit. Not just a shirt, but a full suit.

Well... look what I just found online. Hmmm... should I buy this? 😎

I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

@WuzzaDiva That looks like fun

@JLong Well I'm halfway there, at least...

Question of the Day: What's your favorite flavor of jelly bean?

#QuestionOfTheDay
#JellyBeans

I'm pretty sure that if I'm shot through the heart and you're to blame, whether or not you give love a bad name is pretty low on my list of priorities...

I've been working with a large software company in helping to test their AI image generation software, and I think it's got a pretty good handle on what I look like (or at least, what I looked like thirty years ago). 😎 😁

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Putting a light in the refrigerator is God's way of telling us that it's okay to eat before going to bed.

@VelvetDuchess everyone needs a baby goat in pajamas.

Some people should come with subtitles. Just saying...

Working within someone else's website design is often a challenge, in trying to work with the tools they have to create what I see in my head as "correct".

With that said, I think I've got a good handle on things so far.

If you want to give me some feedback, and you have a moment or two, check out https://www.chattanoogapulse.com/

Tacos all the way.