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@Lucky188 Where do you think the crunch comes from? 😂

@0x56 Excellent book. And if you haven't read Neil Gaiman's "Neverwhere", I recommend it highly. Just a fantastic writer.

You quote Bruno Mars: "Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy".

In celebration of National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day, the Question of the Day is simple: which type of peanut butter do you prefer, crunchy or smooth?


Was listening to an interview with a hip-hop producer about unexpected bands that influenced him, and he mentioned Pink Floyd with a great quote: "When I hear Pink Floyd, my thoughts move in slow motion." What a great turn of phrase, and quite accurate, too.

Thanks microwave, for heating the plate and not my breakfast...

I'm up, but the jury is still out on whether I am awake or not.

Maybe I need some coffee and toast with jam...


The sky was looking ominous so I asked my phone "surely it can't rain today?" To which Siri responded "yes it is going to rain, and don't call me Shirley" it was at this point I knew my phone was on airplane mode.

Once a year, whether I need it or not. 😁

As a reminder, don’t believe everything you see or read online today.

Which is actually pretty good advice every other day of the year, too.


@0x56 that’s a different kind of blow job. 😎

@InvaderGzim I haven't thought about Fuddruckers in ages. I used to really like that place. Haven't seen one in years.

/ @Avidspark

Sometimes experiments in the kitchen can go a bit... awry. Tried a new spin on mashed potatoes last night using small red russets (unpeeled) blended with sour cream and sautéed strawberry onions and garlic. Turns out I used about twice as much of the sweet onion as needed for proper "balance". So, obviously, I have to get another bag of potatoes to boil and mix in to dilute everything.

Cheese, lettuce, cheese, tomato, cheese, bacon, with a smear of mayo and ketchup.

What can say, I like cheese. 😎

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