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Being an adult is having the "we have food at home" talk with yourself.

"...and then God said, 'Let there be coffee' and it was good and all was well with the world..." ~ The Gospel According To Juan Valdez.


So guess who had their very first mani/pedi today? 😎 👣 🙌

Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail.

Guess who has to do laundry today? And that's between having to make an in-person visit to the office, get my HVAC guy over to the house (downstairs AC is on the fritz), and do a number of household chores that I never enjoy.

Adulting sucks.


It’s hard to get dressed when a cat decides to sit on the clothes you laid out for the day.

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are referees at a WWE match.

@imafoal Okay, bacon smells pretty good, too. But coffee is still top of the list (if just barely).

Is there any better smell in the morning than freshly brewed coffee?

I think not.


Scrolling through photos of last nights black tie event, all I could think was, “Damn, my wife looks amazing!” 🥰

Who’s the old guy in the tuxedo?

Oh wait… that’s a selfie. 🤨

My knee just cracked so loud that I half expected it to glow in the dark.

I think the past week has gone well for America and I am cautiously optimistic looking ahead to November.


@bfgreen Glad to hear you're on the path to recovery.

No TV today, email is all read, website is updated. Can I go back to bed now?


I'm not used to doing television on Wednesdays.

(one of the many things I'd never thought I'd ever say when I was a kid)


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Gary Poole

CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.