Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
@finkled "dainty" and "boxed wine" are not something you normally see combined in a sentence. 😂
I don’t see any reason why boxed wine shouldn't come with a little straw stuck to the side.
The key to happiness is to find someone who will look at you like this fox is looking at a cup of coffee.
Or better yet, just take the coffee and be happy with more energy. 😎 ☕
If you’re a millionaire and you don’t have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an Olympic sized indoor pool then you should just give me all of your money because you’re wasting it.
Today's random question: Who's your favorite artist?
I really need to buy a new toaster. Mine has only two settings left: "Is it even on?" and "Viking Funeral".
Who cares about Margaritaville?
I want to go to Coffeeville where the coffee cups float serenely on the calm shores of a beautiful lake ... and are big enough even for me. 😁 ☕
Everytime I see a TV show that has a "For Mature Audiences Only" warning at the beginning, I wonder if I'm allowed to watch it...
Wearing different shoes to work?
Been there, done that...
(look, I get up really early in the morning and usually get dressed in the dark)
@LnzyHou @CinnamonGirlE My wife has an automatic coffee maker: me. As I'm up first, so I make the coffee. 😁 ☕
Coffee, so delicate, yet so simple.
It can give you the highest of buzzes, to the deepest of thoughts.
Coffee is a blank canvas, and the drinker is the artist.
@pendrag Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
Just remember, there are people out there whose job is to stab trees and boil their blood into breakfast gravy.
Me: "Hey honey, how's your Monday going so far?"
Wife:
Me: (backs away slowly, making no sudden moves)
Today's random question: Where’s Waldo?
[sticks card in gas pump]
“Is this credit or debit?”
“What is your zip code?”
“Do you want a car wash?”
“What is your favorite color?”
“What is your quest?”
“What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
@th3j35t3r So the rest of us have someone to make fun of?
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022