Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
The say you shouldn't cry over spilled milk, but what about spilled coffee? Good morning, #CaffeineClub ☕ 😭
Ever wonder why morning radio people are so perky? It’s called caffeine (because cocaine went out of style in the 80s). Good morning, #CaffeineClub. ☕️😆
Remember, if you're not shaking, you need another cup of coffee. Good morning, #CaffeineClub. ☕ 😜
And a very good morning to you, #CaffeineClub. May your hump day be as happy as you wish. ☕️😁
This is either my breakfast, or some sort of bizarre modern art composition that would probably end up banned in Florida schools. Either way, good morning #CaffeineClub. ☕️ 😁
I am way too chipper for a Monday morning. I’m sure it will pass. Good morning, #CaffeineClub. ☕️
I think there’s a very colorful shirt sprouting out of my coffee mug this morning. Either that or I really need to drink the coffee to wake up. Good morning, #CaffeineClub. ☕️
Is it Friday yet? Even though it kind of feels like Wednesday. Holiday weeks always mess me up. Thank goodness for coffee, and the #CaffeineClub. ☕️
I’d like to call this piece, “Contemplation of Morning Coffee“. It’s an internal introspection of the frailties of consciousness before the consumption of caffeine.
Either that, or I’m just not awake yet. Good morning #CaffeineClub ☕️
After four days of #DragonCon i can’t believe I’m actually awake and back at work. Help me #CaffeineClub, you’re my only hope! ☕️
Major computer issues this morning. Having to handload all the commercials and music on my show, which is SO much fun. Not.
I really need coffee. Help me out, #CaffeineClub ☕
It's Tuesday, and I'm already ready for it to be Friday. Good morning #CaffeineClub ☕
“In which we observe the wild disc jockey in his natural habitat.“ Good morning, #CaffeineClub. ☕️😎
Good morning #CaffeineClub and welcome to #NationalWaffleDay, which is a very good combination: coffee and waffles. Time to celebrate. 😎 ☕
Here’s to you, #CaffeineClub, may your day be filled with energy and excitement. Or at least coffee. ☕️
Sometimes I have tunnel vision in the morning and the only thing I can see is coffee. Nothing else exists. Which is how it should be. Good morning, #CaffeineClub. ☕
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022