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@sfleetucker Would only function well in that capacity if there were actual enforced punishments for turning it off.
Like how police bodycams are required in mayn jurisdictions, but there are no punishments for turning them off in those same jurisdictions.
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Best caption I've seen for this picture is "Let me in there's a man in the forest)
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Someone told me he took his blood pressure medication religiously.
It occurred to me later that he hadn't specified which religion.
It might have been The Church of Christ, Scientist.
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When they say "seize the day" they mean yours. Don't seize somebody else's and fill them with meetings.
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Who started the rumor that mothers want to wake up early on Mother’s Day to get group-text greetings from everyone at work, and from everyone “liking” those texts?
Just kidding, I was already awake.
Going on “airplane mode” now, though.