Perhaps I'm wrong, but it feels like it takes more energy to hate than it does to love.

Is it just me, or do you find it ironic that an adulterous dick is being brought down by a pecker?

Yay, I sold 10 copies of my 5 books today!

Honestly, I'm just ten shy of that, but I'm optimistic the evening is the charm.

Yay, I sold 10 copies of my 5 📚today!

Honestly, I'm just ten shy of that, but I'm optimistic the evening is the charm.

Care to take a chance on me?

Good evening to you and yours from my home in the Appalachian woods of Nova Scotia.

@Marc_T_Benedict 😆 🤣

@AskTheDevil 😆

After many years of hard work, I finally produced something that is truly a fruit AND a vegetable!
Unfortunately, I'm sad to report little support for my meloncauliflower.

My neighbour is half-a-bubble off plumb.
Yesterday I saw him smashing hatchets with a splitting maul.
I'll never understand axe murderers.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're troubled that you may have alienated someone, while still being respectful and honoring your authentic self, you're free to let those negative emotions - and perhaps that individual - ebb away.
No reward points for guilt trips.

@Dane Neigh, neigh ;) If it's OLD manure, then yes.

As a gardener, I rather hope I have horseshit luck.

In 20 years, I will be no more.
In 50, unremembered.
But in a century or two, a copy of Terraform Charlie will emerge, and people will know I lived and that my life had purpose.

When you have asthma, the notion that we are born of star dust is less appealing.

If you really and truly need a stiff drink, the glass is redundant.

In the Middle Ages, the SPCA must've outraged at the indiscriminate use of catapults.

@MotherDucker 😆 🤣

@MotherDucker That's awesome! Thank you. I hope you enjoy reading the book as much as I did writing it (and reading it about 12 times, lol)

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